the frank and fritzy show

Fritzy: To live like a farmer.

Frank: And no, no more aggravation?

Fritzy: Well, how, who's gonna stop that?

Frank: Huh?

Fritzy: How ya gonna stop that?

Frank: Ya gotta try and stop it.

Fritzy: Well, ya know, I'm gonna try and get not involved, ya know what I mean?

Frank: Yeah.

Fritzy: I get less involved, [Italian], ya know, mind your own business?

Frank: Do what ya gotta do. Don't put ya, stretch yourself out.

Fritzy: That's right. You're right.

Frank: Don't stretch yourself.

Fritzy: I was thinkin' of you, I says, "My friend Frank, God bless 'em, he's nice and strong. He had a heart attack, he had his back operated on. He looks like a young boy."

Frank: I try my...

Fritzy: [In Italian, to your health]. Good for you. I was only thinkin' of you.

Frank: I don't make a lot of money, but, ya know.

Fritzy: Fuck the money.

Frank: That's right.

Fritzy: Or you're like that other guy that says, "So long as you got your health."

Frank: [UI]

Fritzy: [UI] He goes.

Frank: Bada-bum.

Fritzy: Ba-bum. Ba-bum. Whattya care about money?

Frank: Yeah.

Fritzy: "Ya gotta have [In Italian, health.]"

Frank: Yeah. Yeah. [In Italian, health.] Only the, you don't hear the poor guys say that, do ya?

Fritzy: Marone.

Frank: Huh?

Fritzy: That's right.

Frank: [UI]

Fritzy: I'm thinkin', I'm layin' here, I say what the fuck am I gonna do? I, I, I say if I lay here another few, four, four, five more fuckin' days I'm out of business.

Frank: Nobody, nobody there to take care...

Fritzy: Nah, I take, I got, but ya know.

Frank: Nothin' like you bein' there.

Fritzy: You know. You're there, ya, you know. I says, "How fuckin' quick everything ends." You know that?

Frank: You hear from Joe Carpets?

Fritzy: Yeah, he called.

Frank: What'd he say?

Fritzy: Well, "I'll take ya to the doctor, I'll take ya here, ba-bing, ba-bum."

Frank: Sure. Sure. He loses you, forget about it.

Fritzy: Huh.

Frank: [UI] soup. Who's gonna take care of 'em like you do?

Fritzy: Eh.

Frank: They're all worried now. "I'll take ya here, I'll take ya there." Huh?

Fritzy: Eh. Well, thank God, that, hey, at least they're concerned. Thank God.

Frank: Yeah.

Fritzy: Whattya gonna do?

Frank: What could I do for ya, anything pal?

Fritzy: Just your call enough is just made me happy and healthy. You laugh?

Frank: I miss ya.

Fritzy: I miss you, too. I love you.

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