the frank and fritzy show

EPISODE 31

We've always thought Fritzy was a wiseguy with a lot of heart, and this week the doctor concurs: Mr. Giovanelli is diagnosed with an enlarged heart, the same ailment that afflicted his father Romolo. The illness may put rainmaker Fritzy out of commission for a while--and that's got his mob dependents worried. A speedy recovery is in everyone's interest. (6:10)

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FRITZY: Federico "Fritzy" Giovanelli
FRANK: Frank "Frankie California" Condo
UI: Unintelligible

Fritzy: Hello?

Frank: Hello?

Fritzy: Hello, ho, ho. How are ya?

Frank: How are ya?

Fritzy: Alright.

Frank: Huh?

Fritzy: Alright.

Frank: You alright?

Fritzy: Yeah.

Frank: Ya sure?

Fritzy: Yeah, I'm fine.

Frank: Where ya, in bed?

Fritzy: Yeah.

Frank: You gotta take it easy?

Fritzy: Well, I gotta rest up. I gotta rest up.

Frank: Ya really got sick, huh?

Fritzy: I got an enlarged heart.

Frank: Enlarged heart, huh?

Fritzy: Fuckin' thing. You believe this? [UI]

Frank: This what Romolo had?

Fritzy: That's what Romolo had.

Frank: Mannaggia.

Fritzy: [UI] to take the fuckin' high blood pressure pills, I always...

Frank: Huh?

Fritzy: ...Ducked around and ducked around. He says that's what caused it. Ya know?

Frank: That's what caused it?

Fritzy: Yeah.

Frank: Not takin' the pills?

Fritzy: Not takin' the fuckin', ya got high blood pressure? Either you do the right thing or take the fuckin' pills. Ya know that?

Frank: You better start livin' right, pal. Huh?

Fritzy: Ah, how the fuck can ya? Ya know, live right, live right. How ya gonna live right?

Frank: What, you gotta...

Fritzy: To live on a farm, ya wanna live right.

Frank: [UI]

Fritzy: Huh?

Frank: Freddie's crazy.

Fritzy: I'm crazy, I'm fuckin' dyin'. Tell our friends they made me, I nearly died with that fuckin' Epsom salts. That was worse than the fuckin' blood pressure.

Frank: That cleaned ya out?

Fritzy: I died like a, I had a fuckin' headache, I vomited, I did everything with that stuff.

Frank: No kiddin'?

Fritzy: Mamma mi.

Frank: Did ya shit?

Fritzy: Yeah, but I got sick from it. I was sick anyhow, but it made me worse.

Frank: Yeah?

Fritzy: Sure.

Frank: The Epsom salts made ya worse?

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