the frank and fritzy show

Fritzy: Be careful. They're behind every pole.

Frank: That's right.

Fritzy: They all look alike, too, 'cause they all wear the same thing.

Frank: You wanna make Carol talk to Helen?

Fritzy: Yeah.

Frank: Alright.

Fritzy: Alright.

Frank: When will I see you, then?

Fritzy: I probably see ya, I don't, well, I may stop down there tomorrow afternoon to just see how he is, ya know. I wasn't gonna stop down 'til later.

Frank: Huh?

Fritzy: Uh, ya know. I wanna just...

Frank: Oh, Helen said you changed your medicine.

Fritzy: I, yeah.

Frank: You did?

Fritzy: Yeah, sure. I had to. That, that was killin' me.

Helen: So how does he feel, better?

Frank: You feelin' better now?

Fritzy: Like brand new.

Frank: How much you weigh now?

Fritzy: I'm about 197.

Frank: You lose, that's it. You comin' down nice and easy.

Fritzy: Yeah.

Frank: Don't lose it fast...

Fritzy: Yeah.

Frank: You be...

Fritzy: Hey, Frankie. I was 220, Frank.

Frank: You be, you'll be wrinkled up then.

Fritzy: No. I got, my wife, my wife just told me about my face, "You don't have a wrinkle."

Frank: You'll get the chicken neck.

Fritzy: I got a young, nah, I got a young face.

Helen: Don't tell him that. Stupid.

Fritzy: Listen.

Helen: You love to bother people [UI].

Frank: [Aside to Helen] Shut up, you.

Fritzy: I got, I got skin that stays young. The Giov, the Giovanellis, one thing he left behind was beautiful skin.

Frank: That's from the berries and all that.

Fritzy: That's right.

Frank: That's the...

Fritzy: That, see what you said? That's exactly, that's true.

Frank: The berries'll rejuvenate you.

Fritzy: I got beautiful skin for my age, 53 years old. Forget about it, I look like a young little boy, 22.

Frank: [Aside to Helen] He looks like 22 now.

Fritzy: If I dye my hair, forget about it.

Frank: He's gonna dye his hair red, he says, Helen.

Fritzy: No, no. Red? I don't wanna be a redhead.

Frank: He wants to be a carrot top.

Fritzy: A carrot top?

Frank: And put on a dress.

Fritzy: I wanna, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'll have the figure soon.

Frank: His mother caught him with the dress, Helen.

Helen: Oh, yeah?

Frank: The dress and the hat.

Fritzy: You remember that?

Helen: With the red wig, right?

Fritzy: What wig? There was no wig.

Frank: Alright, put Carol on, pal.

Fritzy: I had a paintbrush, too. Alright.

Frank: I'll see ya tomorrow.

Fritzy: Okay.

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