the frank and fritzy show

Fritzy: Yeah.

Frank: That's the best thing, she gets out...

Fritzy: I know. It's a tonic for her...

Frank: She goes...

Fritzy: She clears 15. I got the cleaning woman two extra days over here. It costs me a hundred dollars more.

Frank: Mmm.

Fritzy: For two extra days, that she clears 15, so I'm minus 85.

Frank: Your money.

Fritzy: If I take the 15 off her, I'll be minus 85.

Frank: Yeah.

Fritzy: That's without anything else.

Frank: And now she has to have the cleaning woman an extra two...

Fritzy: Two days.

Frank: Two days.

Helen: Yeah, we'll she's working...

Frank: That's another [UI] hundred dollars.

Fritzy: I'd rather give it to her. She's goin' to work, ain't she better off stayin' home and cleanin' the house for the other two days?

Frank: No good. She's...

Fritzy: I just figure.

Frank: She's gotta get out.

Fritzy: She's gotta get out.

Frank: It's a tonic for her.

Fritzy: I just figured it out.

Frank: Listen to me.

Fritzy: What?

Frank: Eh, she, you be payin' doctor bills...

Fritzy: Yeah, she's, yeah, a different person.

Frank: She is a different person.

Fritzy: She treats me...

Frank: You know the...

Fritzy: She talks to me now.

Frank: Sure, she talks to you different now. Now she comes home...

Fritzy: Yeah, she talks to me. Before, she never talked to me.

Frank: Youse are not on...

Fritzy: I was an animal. I was a brute. I was this, I was that. Now, [UI] nicest guy I've ever known.

Frank: [Aside to Helen] Fritzy's the nicest guy she ever met. She's beginning to find the world outside, how it is now, huh?

Fritzy: Wait.

Frank: Huh?

Fritzy: Wait. Well, nah, she goes, she goes right to the office.

Frank: Huh?

Fritzy: She goes, she sees the hustle, the bustle, alright?

Frank: Tell her, tell her, "Hey, listen, ya gotta [UI] me, I gotta go check in that office."

Fritzy: She was kept in a gilded cage for 25 years.

Frank: "I have to see if there's any good-lookin' guys over there."

Fritzy: Oh, I have to.

Helen: I'm sure there is.

Fritzy: I have to.

Frank: Ya gotta tell her ya gotta look.

Fritzy: They all got blue, blue suits and brown shoes over there. Forget about it.

Frank: Listen to me.

Fritzy: What?

Frank: Tell her ya, "I might, I might do a little spyin' there that I'm not too well now, I could get around."

Fritzy: That's right. Now I got time, more time to, to loiter.

Frank: That's what I tell Helen.

Fritzy: That's right.

Frank: When she [UI].

Fritzy: What do they think, they got free passage?

Frank: I told her, she might have a lover, this woman.

Helen: Oh, come on.

Frank: She got here today at three o'clock.

Fritzy: Yeah. [Aside to his wife, Carol] He's accusin' Helen of having a lover.

Frank: [UI] blames it on what's his name. I says I'm gonna [UI] a Fearless Fosdick on ya.

Helen: Oh, God.

Fritzy: Ah. With the black coat.

Frank: That's all. Just be careful, I says.

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