the frank and fritzy show

Frank: Hmm.

Fritzy: Ya know, you know, really.

Frank: He had a little party [UI].

Fritzy: Well that's, look, ya know.

Frank: Huh. Mmm?

Fritzy: Eh, what can I tell ya, my friend?

Frank: The guy had some blowout, right?

Fritzy: Forget about it. You know, ya know why we didn't get a fuckin' invitation?

Frank: Mmm?

Fritzy: 'Cause he didn't want nobody to see who the fuck he invited.

Frank: No. He didn't, eh...

Fritzy: No?

Frank: [UI] gave ya an invitation.

Fritzy: Who?

Frank: Nah.

Fritzy: Hey, he knew...

Frank: [UI] everybody.

Fritzy: Pal, he knew how to bother me.

Frank: He gave even The Rubber.

Fritzy: Wha?

Frank: He gave The Rubber an invitation.

Fritzy: Yeah?

Frank: Yeah. You know the guy that rubs me?

Fritzy: Yeah?

Frank: He, he, he got one.

Fritzy: He goes out there, to Brooklyn?

Frank: Yeah, he rubs 'em.

Fritzy: Oh, he does?

Frank: He lives out there.

Fritzy: Wha?

Frank: He lives near there, he knows, he's born around there.

Fritzy: Well, The Rubber is one thing. That don't mean nothin', but I'm...

Frank: I'm sayin' he gave him one, and ya know he's gonna tell, uh, who is that this guy everything, huh?

Fritzy: Yeah, well that don't mean nothin'. He gave him one too. He sent one to him.

Frank: Yeah.

Fritzy: Ya know?

Frank: Uh-huh?

Fritzy: But, uh, I just, I just...

Frank: You didn't get one, huh?

Fritzy: No. No.

Frank: Uh-huh.

Fritzy: Not that, you know why?

Frank: Uh-huh.

Fritzy: He asked, he sent somebody personally for a couple of favors which I went out of my fuckin' way.

Frank: Uh-huh.

Fritzy: And I done it. I went half a fuckin' dozen times, back and forth, back and forth. Now the wedding comes, he don't send a fuckin' invitation?

Frank: Hmm.

Fritzy: You know what I'm talkin' about?

Frank: Uh-huh.

Fritzy: Eh, you know something, I happened to be at the fuckin', I happened to be somewhere.

Frank: Yeah.

Fritzy: And I put some money in an envelope and sent it.

Frank: Oh, you did?

Fritzy: Yeah. In other words, I do one better.

Frank: That was nice of you.

Fritzy: Yeah, well, ya know, I turn around, so, so one guy had remarked, "He would've sent everything down."

Frank: Uh-huh.

Fritzy: But, uh, ya know. He just...

Frank: The other guy didn't want it.

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