the frank and fritzy show

Frank: ...[UI] up every morning until two o'clock, three o'clock in the morning.

Fritzy: Ah.

Frank: That fuckin' place is like an iceberg.

Fritzy: Hey.

Frank: Huh?

Fritzy: If you don't feel good, go home.

Frank: Oh, yeah.

Fritzy: Go home.

Frank: Right.

Fritzy: You understand?

Frank: Uh-huh.

Fritzy: You know, say, "Hey, I'm gettin' weary, I can't take it. I got the chills."

Frank: Hmm.

Fritzy: "I got the pains. I got the pains. I got the chills." This fuckin' way ya get home a little earlier.

Frank: Yeah.

Fritzy: And you get up a little earlier and, and you change your routine a little bit, ya know what I mean?

Frank: Right.

Fritzy: Now, ya know. Look, I, I, how the fuck, I don't know how fuckin' long you could uh take it. I'll tell ya the fuckin' truth. Ya gotta take it, ya gotta take it.

Frank: Uh-huh.

Fritzy: There's nothin' else, uh, to do, but I'm only sayin' that that's kinda fuckin', ya know, eh.

Frank: He's, he's not a, a considerate man, ya know? He's not a considerate man. He's always for himself, ya know, in other words.

Fritzy: I can't fuckin' believe, he'll give ya the, he'll give ya, fuckin' the shirt off his fuckin' back...

Frank: He'll rip ya in another one.

Fritzy: That's right. He'll fuckin' rip you to death. You're right, you're right.

Frank: Forget about it. He'll take the good out of everything.

Fritzy: Ah, marone a mi.

Frank: You could do so many things for so many years and then you make one little error and, uh, forget about it.

Fritzy: I know. I know, pal.

Frank: Ya know?

Fritzy: I know all about it, pal.

Frank: There's no lookin' at the good parts, ya know, the good years.

Fritzy: Ah.

Frank: Ya know?

Fritzy: I wish, uh, ya know, I wish I could talk to ya better. I can't talk to ya the way I would wanna talk to ya.

Frank: How's your wife? Alright?

Fritzy: Yeah. Ya know, uh, ya know, up and down, hot and cold. Ya know, like uh...

Frank: Yeah.

Fritzy: Few days okay, everything is fine. All of a sudden, out of nowhere...

Frank: Everybody's cognito. Over there, that guy had a wedding in The Plaza, forget about it.

Fritzy: Yeah?

Frank: That guy, what's his name in Brooklyn? You know who I mean.

Fritzy: Yeah.

Frank: What a fuckin' wedding I hear he had.

Fritzy: Oh, you're just startin' to find out?

Frank: Mamma mi.

Fritzy: You're just startin' to find out?

Frank: The governor was there.

Fritzy: You're startin' to find out? Who the fuck is he kiddin'? Do ya, ya know, I gotta tell ya something, not for nothing. The governor was there, the fuckin' United States senator was there, the congressmen were there.

Frank: I know.

Fritzy: The, the fuckin' guy from Japan was there, the guy from, the ambassador from fuckin' Ekinawa, Okinawa was there. You, you make one fuckin' turn around the fuckin' bend [UI], you understand what I'm sayin'?

Frank: Yeah.

Fritzy: Who the fuck are they kiddin', who the fuck are they kiddin'?

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