the frank and fritzy show

EPISODE 22

Membership in the Genovese crime family may have its privileges, but try telling that to poor Frank, who's getting worn down by those long hours at the grungy and chilly Triangle Social Club. Also, neither Frank nor Fritzy were invited to a so-called friend's ritzy wedding, where guests included a bunch of politicos--and even a character called "The Rubber." (5:25)

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FRITZY: Federico "Fritzy" Giovanelli
FRANK: Frank "Frankie California" Condo
UI: Unintelligible

Fritzy: So whattya been doin'? You been drinkin' or...

Frank: Who's home? Nobody?

Fritzy: Nobody. No.

Frank: We went out last night. Me and QD.

Fritzy: Yeah?

Frank: Yeah, we painted the town.

Fritzy: You're kidding?

Frank: Yup.

Fritzy: Yeah, where'd youse go?

Frank: We went to Marylou's. Yeah, we ate down there.

Fritzy: Just the two of youse?

Frank: And a few other people.

Fritzy: Yeah?

Frank: Yeah.

Fritzy: That's nice. You had a good time?

Frank: Alright. Then he went back. I didn't go back.

Fritzy: Yeah?

Frank: He must be sayin', "This cocksucker didn't come back." Heh-heh-heh.

Fritzy: Uh.

Frank: [UI] top of 'em all the time.

Fritzy: Uh, well.

Frank: Huh?

Fritzy: Ya know.

Frank: Huh?

Fritzy: [UI] whattya gonna do, ya know?

Frank: Yeah.

Fritzy: Whattya gonna do, whattya gonna do? In the meantime...

Frank: Hey, ya got your own life. Ya gotta have a little recreation. That fuckin' joint, ya can't be in there night and day.

Fritzy: That'll kill ya, California.

Frank: I know it.

Fritzy: They'll fuckin' kill ya, I'll tell ya.

Frank: That fuckin' dampness in there at three o'clock in the morning.

Fritzy: Ah. I don't know how the fuck, eh.

Frank: Huh?

Fritzy: I feel sorry for ya, I'll tell ya the fuckin' truth.

Frank: I ain't puttin' this winter in there.

Fritzy: I'll tell ya.

Frank: ...takin' off, I'm, I'm comin' home.

Fritzy: I feel sorry for ya.

Frank: Yeah.

Fritzy: Yeah, I, I, with all my heart. Don't repeat, I don't wanna...

Frank: I'm not a fuckin' kid, you know.

Fritzy: ...I don't wanna fuckin' say it, but ah...

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