the frank and fritzy show

Fritzy: Yeah.

Frank: [UI] crazy...

Fritzy: He says, "Take Epsom salt."

Frank: [UI]

Fritzy: My doctor says, "What'd you do?" I says, "Well the Epsom salt, in other words," I says. "Whose, whose the doctor?" I says, "Well, a special doctor," I told him, you know?

Frank: No kiddin'?

Fritzy: Yeah. He says, "Yeah, well you better tell that special doctor to forget the Epsom salts," he says.

Frank: No kiddin'?

Fritzy: Marone a mi.

Frank: Uh-huh?

Fritzy: But anyhow, I'm, uh...

Frank: Hah?

Fritzy: I'm floppin' here.

Frank: You're what?

Fritzy: I'm floppin' here. I'm stuck here.

Frank: Yeah. When are you gonna go out?

Fritzy: Eh, 'til I get better. Soon as I feel a little better.

Frank: You can't go out for a little air?

Fritzy: Yeah, I can go out for air.

Frank: Why don't you go sit in the yard a little bit.

Fritzy: I just did, when you called.

Frank: Get some sun on you.

Fritzy: I just was in the backyard just now with Marriane and my wife.

Frank: Mmm. Marone, Julie Newmar is on now, look at the body on her.

Fritzy: What channel?

Frank: They're showing the, the, a scene from "Streetwalkin'."

Fritzy: Wait a minute.

Frank: Look at the tits on her.

Fritzy: Dom called me.

Frank: Huh?

Fritzy: Dom called me. He says, he says, "California told you about the water?" I says, "Yeah, he gave me the whole rundown," I told him. I says you gave me...

Frank: What'd you say?

Fritzy: I says that the line was busy for an hour. He says, yeah, well, he kept, I says, he gave me all the, uh...

Frank: Huh?

Fritzy: ...all the breakdown of the water, of this, of that, I told...

Frank: What could I do for you? Anything my friend?

Fritzy: Pal, I'd love to see you.

Frank: I know.

Fritzy: Maybe you take a ride out here?

Frank: [UI] go with Baldy. Baldy's gotta take me, he knows how to get there, huh?

Fritzy: Well, I'd like to see him, anyhow.

Frank: Huh?

Fritzy: I says, I'd like to see him. I gotta talk to him.

Frank: How long you gonna be in, Freddie?

Fritzy: I don't know. Till I get a little better there, Frankie.

Frank: You still feel weak, huh?

Fritzy: Frankie, forget about it, you know what I got here? You have no idea. I got a, I got a jolt.

Frank: For you to be in bed, you gotta be sick, boy.

Fritzy: I'm telling you, I got a jolt. That's what I'm telling you, he says, "Go easy. Go easy." I'm taking the blood thinner.

Frank: Yeah.

Fritzy: As soon as I get it down 'cause he wants to give me some checks out, he wants to check me out Tuesday with a few tests, you know?

Frank: Tuesday, you going?

Fritzy: Yeah.

Frank: Uh-huh.

Fritzy: So, I'm out of breath, I, I don't breathe, I, I, you know, I ain't got much breath, you know, I breathe, but, you know what I mean, I...every so often I take a deep, a deep breath. So meantime, I says look at this...I got this a while, you know. I'm a goddamn baboon.

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