the frank and fritzy show

Frank: You see you got, you got little sleepers in there to eat up the shit.

Fritzy: Yeah?

Frank: Don't you know that?

Fritzy: No.

Frank: Now when you eat the yogurt...

Fritzy: Yeah.

Frank: ...the bacteria eats the yogurt, too.

Fritzy: Oh, yeah?

Frank: Yeah, it eats the yogurt. That's why a lot of people eat the yogurt.

Fritzy: I don't even...

Frank: To keep their, uh, intestinal track, uh, clean.

Fritzy: You need bacteria, you need a bacteria in there.

Frank: Yeah.

Fritzy: That's what you need. Meantime, what are you...I took my, uh...

Frank: Julie Newmar's on now.

Fritzy: Yeah? What'd you do last night?

Frank: Nothing much.

Fritzy: The usual?

Frank: Yeah. Same bullshit.

Fritzy: Same thing. Same thing. I get a little better, I'm gonna go away for a couple of weeks.

Frank: Yeah, that's what you should do.

Fritzy: That's what I'm gonna do.

Frank: Put on Channel 5.

Fritzy: You wanna come away with me?

Frank: Huh?

Fritzy: You wanna come away with me?

Frank: You want me to go with you?

Fritzy: I'd love to have you.

Frank: Just you and I.

Fritzy: [UI] nah, but you're too noisy.

Frank: Who?

Fritzy: I need bed rest.

Frank: Too noisy? I used to be with Fat Dom.

Fritzy: [UI] marone.

Frank: He used to send for me down there, I used to go down there with him.

Fritzy: Yeah, I know.

Frank: Huh?

Fritzy: I'm gonna make arrangements. I'm gonna get away, take two, three weeks away...

Frank: I used to stay with him.

Fritzy: I'm gonna change my lifestyle.

Frank: Huh?

Fritzy: I'm gonna change my lifestyle.

Frank: Yeah, you better. For your own good, you know.

Fritzy: I had pain, I have pain in the chest and in the back all morning.

Frank: No kiddin'?

Fritzy: Yeah. See now that the pressure's gone down, I'm getting the pain in the spot where I knew I, uh, you know?

Frank: Uh-huh.

Fritzy: I had the trouble.

Frank: Are you feeling better?

Fritzy: Yeah, you know, I been sleeping. That's all. I just slept again. I just woke up.

Frank: You're resting, huh?

Fritzy: I'm sleeping and sleeping and sleeping. Now I'll go, I'll go upstairs, I'll lay down, I'll sleep again.

Frank: You watching your diet?

Fritzy: Diet? I didn't eat in two days, Frankie.

Frank: But you should eat something, though.

Fritzy: I just ate today, I had a little cantaloupe.

Frank: Have some, a little food, you know. Have the, the, something, you know...

Fritzy: [UI] Frankie, [UI] all I kept doing the first day was vomiting, and I had the headache, the vomit, the headache, and the vomit.

Frank: No kiddin'?

Fritzy: Sure, the diarrhea. That's that goddamn Epsom salts he gave me.

Frank: [UI] that's...

Fritzy: Wha?

Frank: The Jaw, huh?

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