the frank and fritzy show

Fritzy: Oh, they love it.

Frank: She eats it, huh?

Fritzy: Well, she know, she's been eating my food for 25 years.

Frank: Know what I was thinking? They got this food you can put in there to calm her down, like, you know a...

Fritzy: Saltpeter.

Frank: Kind of herbs.

Fritzy: Saltpeter.

Frank: Like a herb that'll calm her, that she has it, after that she looks at you, "How beautiful you look."

Fritzy: Saltpeter, they used to put...

Frank: No, you gotta find something that'll make you look beautiful.

Fritzy: I gotta, I gotta give her, yeah, well right now I look like, uh, the devil.

Frank: Yeah. In other words, you gotta...

Fritzy: She's eating...

Frank: ...eats the meals, you...

Fritzy: She must be eating something that finds, that makes me look like the devil. I don't know where the hell she's gettin' 'em, but, uh...

Frank: Yeah.

Fritzy: Whatever she's gettin'.

Frank: Uh-huh.

Fritzy: Whattya been eating? What've you been eatin', where've you been? Did you bet that game last night, or what?

Frank: No.

Fritzy: Nah?

Frank: Nope. I don't bet football.

Fritzy: No more, huh?

Frank: Nah.

Fritzy: Good for you. Well, you can't afford that anyhow. I figured ten dollars, I figured you could put ten dollars now and then, I figure, ya know?

Frank: I can't afford it. My, my paycheck is by the month.

Fritzy: Yeah. Well, you could root anyhow. Who'd you root...

Frank: Yeah, I root.

Fritzy: Who'd you root for?

Frank: He needed the, the Cards, I think.

Fritzy: Yeah?

Frank: No, he needed the, the whattya call it, Cowboys.

Fritzy: Did he get it?

Frank: But [UI] bet the Cards, huh?

Fritzy: Did he get 'em? I don't know what happened. I don't even know the result, 'cause I, I put the game on, then I switched over. Meantime, I got, I got a lot of problems.

Frank: He's laughin', this...

Fritzy: What am I gonna do?

Frank: Wish I could see you, I miss ya.

Fritzy: I know, I know. That's what I wanna do. I was gonna see you Saturday, but then with all that upset, you know. I was gonna bump into you Saturday morning like down the other trail, you know, down the other end.

Frank: Uh-huh.

Fritzy: I woulda saw you, said hello to you, I woulda went and buy some cereal and, and then I woulda went. But that's what I'm gonna do.

Frank: Uh-huh.

Fritzy: So when I take a ride that way, I'm gonna call you.

Frank: Yeah.

Fritzy: You know?

Frank: Alright, Freddie.

Fritzy: Alright?

Frank: Take care, pal.

Fritzy: You okay?

Frank: Yeah, I'm alright.

Fritzy: You feel alright?

Frank: Yeah, long as you're alright.

Fritzy: I'm okay...

Frank: Alright, pal.

Fritzy: Give me love...give my love to everybody.

Frank: I will.

Fritzy: Alright.

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