the frank and fritzy show

EPISODE 46

In an earlier episode, Fritzy had some rather disparaging things to say about Wong, an acupuncturist recommended to him by Frank. But when it comes to matters of his well-being, even a cocksure Giovanelli is entitled to a change of heart. This week, Fritzy bites the bullet and rings up the good doctor to plan a visit. He then calls Frank and proudly shares the news. Note that the two calls are separated by a short piano interlude. (3:38)

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FRITZY: Federico "Fritzy" Giovanelli
FRANK: Frank "Frankie California" Condo
WONG: Doctor Wong
UI: Unintelligible

Fritzy: Hello?

Wong: Yeah?

Fritzy: Wong?

Wong: Yeah.

Fritzy: Yeah, this is a Mr. Giovanelli.

Wong: Yeah.

Fritzy: A Mrs. Fong was supposed to call you, uh, and make an appointment for me.

Wong: Yeah.

Fritzy: You know Mrs. Fong?

Wong: [UI]

Fritzy: Mrs. Fong. Fong. F-O-N-G.

Wong: That's one of your friends. Yeah.

Fritzy: Yeah.

Wong: I know.

Fritzy: Uh, when can I come and make a visit with you?

Wong: Uh, you come a my house or, uh, my office?

Fritzy: Uh, to your office. When can I come?

Wong: Uh, tomorrow?

Fritzy: Tomorrow mornin'?

[PIANO INTERLUDE]

Frank: Hello?

Fritzy: How are you? I'm callin' you back.

Frank: What happened?

Fritzy: I got an appointment with Wong at ten o'clock tomorrow.

Frank: Yeah?

Fritzy: Yep. I'm going there tomorrow.

Frank: Ya gonna get the needles?

Fritzy: For the spears. He's givin' me the spears, he said.

Frank: [UI]

Fritzy: Not the needles, the needles are too small for me.

Frank: Uh-huh.

Fritzy: He said, "The gorilla body needs spears."

Frank: No kiddin'?

Fritzy: Yep.

Frank: He's gonna give you the spears, huh?

Fritzy: Uh-huh. So, I just want ya to know that tomorrow mornin' I'm goin'.

Frank: You let me know what happens. Huh?

Fritzy: I, you know what? My son has been goin', complainin' about his shoulder. And he was gonna go to LaRosa, one of the top, top, uh, shoulder men.

Frank: Uh-huh.

Fritzy: I'm gonna take him also tomorrow.

Frank: Yeah?

Fritzy: So we're gonna do a, two, two-Giovanellis-for-one.

Frank: Uh-huh.

Fritzy: We're gonna go tomorrow.

Frank: Ya gonna go then, huh?

Fritzy: That's it.

Frank: I wish ya luck. Whattya, stayin' home?

Fritzy: No, I gotta go out soon. I gotta, I must go.

Frank: Yeah?

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