the frank and fritzy show

Frank: You're gettin' more people comin’ there now.

Fritzy: I know, well look, I cured him.

Frank: They’ll be comin’ from all over .

Fritzy: I’ll cure them.

Frank: Before you know it, you’ll be puttin’ a shingle out.

Fritzy: Of the cure. I got the cure. You know something, how much money I went through? Have you any idea?

Frank: And all you needed was the rack.

Fritzy: The rack. And that’s all anybody does need is the rack.

Frank: And it pulled it right out, huh?

Fritzy: That’s right. That’s all you need. But you see that other, c’mere, you see that other, thing the gravity bar?

Frank: Yeah.

Fritzy: It’s not good enough.

Frank: No.

Fritzy: Because you need somebody else pullin’ ya on the other side. To pull you down, to give you that, ah, to pull you in.

Frank: Yeah, huh.

Fritzy: Yeah. I, I, I, I’m findin’ all the medications over here.

Frank: Now you feel good?

Fritzy: Well, so, look, Frankie I don’t wanna talk myself into, ya know what I mean? Into somethin’.

Frank: If you got a click there that was just…

Fritzy: I got a big click.

Frank: Yeah, that’s it.

Fritzy: A big click. Even my wife heard it.

Frank: There’s no more clicks?

Fritzy: No, now since I been hangin’, no click. In other words after that major click that one thing, no more.

Frank: Uh-huh.

Fritzy: I haven’t heard anymore now. I’ve done it already four times since then. And I’m goin’ now, I’m goin’ on right now.

Frank: Maybe I’ll come there, get one too.

Fritzy: Well, whenever you want, you come over here, nice, you lay out, and I show ya how. And you give yourself as much force as you wanna give yourself. Nobody’s gonna force. In other words, it’s a question of how much you wanna give yourself.

Frank: You’re getting taller than me now…

Fritzy: You better believe it, wait’ll you see. Either that or I was…

Frank: Hah?

Fritzy: Ya know what my wife told me?

Frank: Hah?

Fritzy: My wife told me about my mother-in-law. My mother-in-law hurt her vertebraes goin’ back. She broke her back. All, real tough time she had.

Frank: Yeah.

Fritzy: Do you know that woman shrunk three inches?

Frank: Uh-huh.

Fritzy: Because of the disintegrating vertebraes?

Frank: Yeah.

Fritzy: Three inches!

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