the frank and fritzy show

Frank: [UI] people open four o’clock in the afternoon. He wants to open Saturday and Sunday, seven o’clock in the mornin’.

Fritzy: What the fuck is there?

Frank: Nobody.

Fritzy: What the fuck is there?

Frank: [UI].

Fritzy: You know? Ha?

Frank: He thinks he's [UI].

Fritzy: Anyhow, you uh, you feelin’ a little better?

Frank: Yeah, I feel better.

Fritzy: But you’re rested up more, ya know, I mean…

Frank: I’ve been coughin’.

Fritzy: Well you bet, look, hang up now and go, find out what time your appointment. Whatya, ya, ya. Ya know the guy might have morning appointments. He may, may have it in the afternoon. Call right now. Get that resolved Frank.

Frank: As soon as I come back from that fuckin’ appointment I’m startin’ exercisin’ [UI].

Fritzy: Well, find out what they tell you.

Frank: You got all that stuff down there you never use it. I wish I had that, I’d be usin’ it everyday.

Fritzy: Frankie, Frankie, my life is not that fuckin’ easy.

Frank: You got no time for yourself.

Fritzy: Alright, my fuckin’ life ain't that easy.

Frank: [UI] try and get The Rubber this week. The Rubber.

Fritzy: No, no, no, no, no, no, no. The Rubber, The Rubber killed me.

Frank: Now listen to me. You leave that part of your body alone.

Fritzy: The Rubber killed me.

Frank: [UI] the other part. You see how nice your face looked? You circulated your blood.

Fritzy: You’re right.

Frank: That was good for you.

Fritzy: You’re right. But I, I just gotta give myself some time. Once I got the [UI].

Frank: [UI] he could rub you down there, it’s all cured.

Fritzy: Once I’m cured I want it to heal now. I gotta put the heat and the medication until for another day or two while I’m heal, ya know healin’ it up. I finally got, ya know, some place. I, I mean Frankie, you woulda heard the click here like the boom that went in. Ya know, ya know I went to chiropractors, I went everyplace I went. I went to the bone man. I got all kind of medication. The chiropractor all he did was press on me.

Frank: Yeah.

Fritzy: He didn’t do no fuckin’ stretchin’ like this, this was a, if you come here and see the way I stretch it, and it’s an actual pull. You know a lot of times we pull our legs and all that there. It ain’t good enough. You know what I’m talkin’ about?

Frank: [UI] in the old days of the, the rack.

Fritzy: Of the rack. The same thing like the rack. If you come, you see this is like the rack.

Frank: You would have no trouble.

Fritzy: No trouble at all. Your fuckin’ back is fine. Well that’s what I got here. I got the rack.

Frank: [UI] put them on the rack.

Fritzy: Yeah I got the rack. Come here, you’ll see the rack.

Frank: [UI].

Fritzy: Yeah, it’s great. I got the cure now. My cousin Patty was walkin’ by this mornin’.

Frank: Yeah.

Fritzy: I said, “What’s the matter?” “My fuckin’ sciatica.” I says, “Come with me, come to my house. Right now I cure you.” “Nah, nah, nah.” “Come with me,” I told him.

Frank: He’s on the rack.

Fritzy: Yeah, I put him on the fuckin’ rack. I straightened him out.

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