EPISODE 45

Sounding like a medicine show pitchman, Fritzy raves about his new backache-curing device. Frank should try it, Fritzy's cousin should try it, heck, even The Rubber might learn a thing or two. And the gizmo couldn’t be more timely: thanks to the crew's improved health, Vincent “Chin” Gigante’s Triangle Social Club should now be fully staffed. (6:13)

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FRITZY: Federico "Fritzy" Giovanelli
FRANK: Frank "Frankie California" Condo
UI: Unintelligible

Fritzy: Hey, Frankie, these are the best two fuckin’ days, yesterday and, and today so far.

Frank: I’m glad, I’m happy.

Fritzy: I’m already plannin’ all fuckin’ rapes, I’m plannin’.

Frank: Yeah?

Fritzy: Yeah.

Frank: Marone. You better keep quiet somebody might be there.

Fritzy: No, there’s nobody, only the cleanin’ woman. And she’s about 60-years-old.

Frank: [UI] Eh.

Fritzy: Well, did you come down last night?

Frank: No.

Fritzy: Ah, good. I, I, she bought some, uh, I had my friend with me.

Frank: Yeah?

Fritzy: He’s callin’ me fuckin’ names. Freddy the Frog, Frankie the Frog.

Frank: Me too?

Fritzy: Yeah, Frankie the Frog, Freddie the Frog. Oh yeah, he goes, “I gotta call…that’s better, Frankie the Frog.” Well I says, “Well Freddy the Frog is Frankie’s brother.”

Frank: [UI]

Fritzy: I says, “Hey, we’re brothers, so you…” alright, he’s callin’, ah, ah, what the fuck was he, all fuckin’ names. He’s crazy. He’s crazy.

Frank: I know.

Fritzy: He’s crazy.

Frank: [UI].

Fritzy: What? He’s goin’, “Frog.” Meantime, [UI] thought in my fuckin' head he win the game. He knows what he’s doin’. He knows what he’s doin’. He gives ya a fuckin' spin.

Frank: Why’d ya go down Sunday? You’re startin’ to break him in again.

Fritzy: Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Nah, nah.

Frank: You’re breakin’ him in again. He’ll have you down there all summer.

Fritzy: Fuck that. I ain’t goin’, I got too many fuckin’ things, my, I, uh, he told the other guy, the other guys goin’ to California.

Frank: Yeah.

Fritzy: He said he told Larry, he says, “You gotta hang around.”

Frank: Yeah.

Fritzy: He says, “You wanna bury me,“ he told him. Larry says, “You wanna give me the fuckin’ last rites.”

Frank: I know.

Fritzy: Mannaggia marone. This guy, this guy’s got cancer, he dyin’ and everything.

Frank: Fuckin’ joint, he's worried about that joint stayin’ open.

Fritzy: I don’t know.

Frank: Huh.

Fritzy: Huh.

Frank: Uh. Wants to keep the fuckin’ joint night and day, night and day.

Fritzy: I know.

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