the frank and fritzy show

Fritzy: Yeah.

Frank: [UI] Umberto what he did to her, that son of a bitch.

Fritzy: I remember that one. She used to be there in the beginning there, right?

Frank: You know what this son-of-a-bitch told her?

Fritzy: Wha'?

Frank: "Don't bother with him, he's bad. You gotta watch out for him."

Fritzy: Now you see, now you know.

Frank: I says, "You gotta be kiddin'."

Fritzy: You gotta be kiddin'? Everything I said...

Frank: [UI]

Fritzy: Everything I said is coming true.

Frank: When she came from Italy, I said, "Who is this beautiful girl?"

Fritzy: Yeah.

Frank: "Oh," he says, "This is my brother's, uh, friend's family."

Fritzy: Yeah.

Frank: "This is a virgin."

Fritzy: Yeah.

Frank: So he took her to his apartment.

Fritzy: She was lapping her cunt, probably.

Frank: No. Listen what happen. She says, "I woke up. He wanted to get in my bed."

Fritzy: Yeah.

Frank: "I wouldn't let him in." He threw her out of the house.

Fritzy: Alright.

Frank: You imagine this son of a bitch?

Fritzy: Okay.

Frank: Then I says, "What happened to Tinzani?" Then I saw her a couple of months later and we got together. And then she got married to some guy and she broke up with him, and this and that.

Fritzy: And that's it.

Frank: "I let three years go by without you," she says.

Fritzy: Ooh, mamma mi.

Frank: "I wanted you so much, you have no idea."

Fritzy: Listen.

Frank: ...she was huggin' me and kissin'...

Fritzy: How you gonna hide her?

Frank: Uh.

Fritzy: Huh?

Frank: Where's Carol, is she hidin'?

Fritzy: Yeah, I don't know where.

Frank: She might have one of these phones...

Fritzy: Yeah, I know, I know.

Frank: She's not there, huh?

Fritzy: [UI]

Frank: ...on the other end.

Fritzy: Yeah, who the hell knows?

Frank: You know? Does the phone, does the phone sound loud over there?

Fritzy: No. Nah.

Frank: When you pick up the other end, the phone, you hear me loud, right?

Fritzy: Yeah. Yeah.

Frank: 'Cause she might cover the thing. So call her, see where she is.

Fritzy: No, no, I got rid of her just now...why should I call her?

Frank: Why'd you get rid of her?

Fritzy: She was getting' me nervous with this fuckin' blood pressure thing.

Frank: Yeah?

Fritzy: A fuckin' pain in the ass.

Frank: Yeah?

Fritzy: She is, believe me. Some fuckin' days [UI] one day [UI] it's workin' out.

Frank: And whattya think of Babe Ruth? And do you know he was a, a fast baserunner, too?

Fritzy: Well, whattya think they got Baby Ruth bars for? Huh? Because he was the greatest ballplayer that ever lived. What are you just tellin' me something?

Frank: He led the league in home runs.

Fritzy: Right. He led the league in a lot of things. But the only thing he, he didn't, like...all, all-time, uh, hitting, uh, champ was Ty Cobb. Now...

Frank: He won more than 20 games...

Fritzy: But do you know you witnessed a, a...

Frank: He won 20 games a season.

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