the frank and fritzy show

Fritzy: That's the best thing. Hey, if he wasn't busy there, you couldn't a been over there. So you better keep quiet.

Frank: "Love is a Many Splendored..." He's gotta keep his mouth shut now. He can't make fun and say nothin'.

Fritzy: That's right.

Frank: You know?

Fritzy: That's right.

Frank: He can't say two words.

Fritzy: Yeah.

Frank: Marone, she's kissin' me in the place. "Ooh, ma, I love you, oh..." I says...

Fritzy: I was gonna call you.

Frank: "You took this long to find me?"

Fritzy: I was gonna call you an hour ago. Then I says, "Well, I'll wait." Then I got on the bike. I got into this goddamn, uh, blood pressure. [UI] on my armband now. Wait, I'm gonna pump it up now. C'mere, Carol, pump this. Now we see what we got now. Now that I, you know, I just got off the machine, everything was jumping around. Let's see what it reads now.

Frank: Well, naturally you're gonna be high. No?

Fritzy: Oh. This girl makes me more nervous when she takes my blood pressure.

Frank: Shh. Don't argue with her, leave her alone.

Fritzy: Lemme see. 141, 39, 34, 28...

Frank: His blood pressure...

Fritzy: Yeah? 119, 118. 118!

Frank: Huh?

Fritzy: 118, the top one.

Frank: 118.

Fritzy: Error. Error. Error. Hold it, no good.

Frank: Huh?

Fritzy: Error.

Frank: No good?

Fritzy: Pay attention here, not there, Carol. Carol. I, I do better alone.

Frank: Hey, don't get mad. I can see the way you talk. You do better alone. Is that the way you talk to her? Hey, listen.

Fritzy: She's supposed to be watchin' here, she's watchin' what her, what her son is doin'.

Frank: Did you here about Babe Ruth?

Fritzy: What happened?

Frank: Who do you think was the best ballplayer?

Fritzy: Who?

Frank: I'm readin' about Babe Ruth here.

Fritzy: Go ahead.

Frank: Listen to this here. "Fifty years ago, Babe Ruth."

Fritzy: Yeah?

Frank: "They say, some say Ty Cobb was the greatest. Some say Willie Mays."

Fritzy: Most, most hits ever.

Frank: "And Mickey Mantle didn't reach his pinnacle because of his legs."

Fritzy: Uh-huh.

Frank: "Babe Ruth was an all-around ballplayer."

Fritzy: Go ahead.

Frank: "He could hit and he could field."

Fritzy: He could pitch.

[WMOB piano interlude]

Frank: She grabbed my arms last night...

Fritzy: What do you weigh?

Frank: Mmm, and she told me Italian, "What force." She says, and, and "What a body." She had my waist, you know, she had her arm around...

Fritzy: Lemme ask you something. [In Italian, She's Italian?]

Frank: Yeah, she's from Rome.

Fritzy: Ooh. Mamma mi, yeah?

Frank: She talks to me.

Fritzy: Yeah?

Frank: "The lips," she told me.

Fritzy: Tu parli l'Italiano? Frankie, you talk Italian?

Frank: No, I can't talk Italian. I go, "Hey, where ya been?"

Fritzy: Yeah? Yeah?

Frank: She speaks English now.

Fritzy: Yeah.

Frank: Years ago she couldn't talk English. We couldn't communicate.

Fritzy: Yeah, but now you're communicatin', huh?

Frank: Now she talks to me now.

Fritzy: I think I remember her.

Frank: Tinzani (phonetic spelling).

Fritzy: Did I meet her?

Frank: Tinzani, from the Bocconcino.

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