the frank and fritzy show

Fritzy: Yeah, yeah.

Frank: [UI] on the car.

Fritzy: Yeah, huh?

Frank: I met the uncle [UI].

Fritzy: Yeah.

Frank: Ya know what he's like?

Fritzy: Yeah.

Frank: Carlo Mastroianni.

Fritzy: Yeah, yeah, yeah?

Frank: He says, "I was in my pajamas, sittin' on the lawn."

Fritzy: He's dead, the uncle.

Frank: "They came, they handcuffed me and they put me on a plane. To Italy. With no luggage."

Fritzy: Nothing. Right away, they got rid of, he was too, he was too dangerous.

Frank: Then he showed me when he went on the safari.

Fritzy: Eh?

Frank: He had the safari hat. He went to Africa.

Fritzy: [UI]

Frank: He was a nut.

Fritzy: Uh.

Frank: With the hat and with the [UI].

Fritzy: Uh.

Frank: Ah, Freddie.

Fritzy: Pal, the West Side is changin'.

Frank: Yeah, it is.

Fritzy: Yeah. Meantime, I gotta see that you make, that you start makin' some fazoolas over there, that for your old age.

Frank: [In Italian, I'm hungry.]

Fritzy: [In Italian, I'm hungry.]

Frank: Old Q.D. and me.

Fritzy: Mannaggia, marone.

Frank: Huh?

Fritzy: Well, you, ya, ya gotta start wakin' up.

Frank: Yeah, I know. How could you wake up?

Fritzy: You'll wake up.

Frank: We're here 18 hours a day.

Fritzy: Yeah, but you'll wake up. I'll show ya how you wake up.

Frank: I'm gettin' old, Freddie, ya know?

Fritzy: I, I think he's startin' to understand that.

Frank: [UI]

Fritzy: I think he's startin' to look, I think he's startin' to look around a little bit.

Frank: Yeah, I know.

Fritzy: He knows, I'm tellin' ya.

Frank: They like to keep you dry sometimes.

Fritzy: Nah.

Frank: Ya got too much, you disappear.

Fritzy: You figure then, ya know. [In Italian, it's dry] Alright? You know asciutto, you know what asciutto means?

Frank: Yeah. Dry.

Fritzy: Dry. [In Italian, he says, "How are you." He says, "I'm dry."]

Frank: The old Sicilian way.

Fritzy: Well.

Frank: Huh?

Fritzy: Eh, what could, ya know, ya gotta, ya gotta go and hunt down. Ya gotta do a little huntin'. Ya gotta create.

Frank: Uh-huh.

Fritzy: Remember, [In Italian, our dear departed one] over there, the other guy that used to stay on Thompson Street.

Frank: Yeah.

Fritzy: Not the long guy.

Frank: I know.

Fritzy: But the guy with the glasses.

Frank: Yeah, I know.

Fritzy: With the green glasses, the old [UI], the old man. He says, "For you to get anywhere in life," he says, "you gotta cause trouble."

Frank: Uh-huh.

Fritzy: You understand?

Frank: Over here, they don't want nothin', though.

Fritzy: In other words...

Frank: [UI] over here.

Fritzy: In other words, you gotta, you gotta cause the trouble, otherwise you don't, 'cause he ain't goin' nowhere.

Frank: Right.

Fritzy: So you gotta go and [In Italian, disturb things]. If they...

Frank: [UI]

Fritzy: Nice. They dance and they sing, and hey-hoo-hoo. Yeah, okay. Badda-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup. Before you know, okay, alright, alright, whatever it is. But meantime.

Frank: A squeaky wheel gets a little oil.

Fritzy: That's right, that's right.

Frank: If the wheel ain't squeaky it don't get nothin'.

Fritzy: That's right.

Frank: The squeaky wheel gets some oil.

Fritzy: That's right. That, you, you, you said it right. You said it right.

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