the frank and fritzy show

Fritzy: My father called them every fuckin' name under the sun. "Them fuckin' dirty [Italian curse word]."

Frank: Listen to me.

Fritzy: ...My father loved him. My father loved this man.

Frank: Listen to me.

Fritzy: What?

Frank: If you had a son or a daughter that was killed by the Germans, and was raped by the Germans, the Germans went in there they raped the Italian people.

Fritzy: Don't believe it! You, you don't know what you're talkin' about. You don't know what you're talkin' about.

Frank: If the Germans went in...the Germans plundered Italy. They...

Fritzy: Never happened. You, you, you crazy...

Frank: They raped all the girls.

Fritzy: Forget about it. Where, where?

Frank: Were you in the war?

Fritzy: Hey.

Frank: I had friends of mine were over there.

Fritzy: Lemme tell you something. The Germans over there tiptoed through the Italians. That was their allies. Don't you dare.

Frank: Go to the library and start reading.

Fritzy: Yeah you go, I'll show you. That's bullshit, that's propaganda.

Frank: Yeah, that's...

Fritzy: Yeah, you go there. Anytime you wanna, anytime you want, I got relatives all throughout Italy. Forget about it. "Buon giorno, signora. Buon giorno, buon giorno." Bullshit. There's a lot of girls went out with the Germans. They're girlfriends the way the Italians do when they came in.

Frank: [UI] heads. The girls that went out, the Germans they shaved their heads.

Fritzy: Bullshit.

Frank: And they...

Fritzy: They did not occupy. Don't ever forget they were, don't you understand that they were Italy's ally? We, the, the Americans occupied Italy.

Frank: Yeah, they were everybody's ally.

Fritzy: Hey.

Frank: Every country they plundered.

Fritzy: C'mere, let me tell you something.

Frank: Yeah, I know.

Fritzy: C'mere. They were not, Germany was not Czechoslovakia's ally.

Frank: They were conquerors.

Fritzy: They conquered the...

Frank: They conquered the world, they...

Fritzy: They conquered, they conquered, uhh, Hungary. They conquered Czechoslovakia.

Frank: [UI] Mussolini?

Fritzy: What?

Frank: They would have killed him eventually.

Fritzy: Who?

Frank: Like he killed so many...

Fritzy: They conquered. C'mere, they conquered Poland. Here they plundered and raped and done wherever they con...But Italy, they did not occupy. They had nothin' to do with it, they came in and they transported [UI] troops.

Frank: Stop interrupting...

Fritzy: You, you don't know what you're talking about.

Frank: ...I'm gonna leave now.

Fritzy: Don't you hang up on me.

Frank: Your blood pressure's gone up.

Fritzy: Don't you hang up on me.

Frank: Have a happy holiday. A happy holiday, you and your family.

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