EPISODE 7
Woe is Fritzy. He has a heart murmur and plans a trip to the gym (where he'll be watching his back) to ease his sciatica. His wife wants him out of the house. But like a good wiseguy, Carol won't snitch on her man--she'd prefer him to leave on his own. Thank God for the solace of Hungarian sausage and 190 proof. (7:40)
FRITZY: Federico "Fritzy" Giovanelli
FRANK: Frank "Frankie California" Condo
UI: Unintelligible
FRANK: Hello.
FRITZY: How are you?
FRANK: Hey. Where the hell have you been?
FRITZY: Where've I been?
FRANK: You're never home.
FRITZY: Hey, you calling me at the wrong time. Whattya mean I'm never home?
FRANK: Wrong time? I thought you went on vacation.
FRITZY: What vacation?
FRANK: Huh?
FRITZY: You make me laugh. You called my mother, right?
FRANK: I spoke to your mother.
FRITZY: Right. I, I know.
FRANK: You know?
FRITZY: By the time I call you, you're gone.
FRANK: I'm gone?
FRITZY: By the time I get the message, I call your house,
you're gone. You're already gone.
FRANK: Yeah?
FRITZY: Yeah. I've been calling you back.
FRANK: You didn't call over here though.
FRITZY: I've been calling the other number.
FRANK: Huh?
FRITZY: I've been calling the other number.
FRANK: Yeah, over here you gotta call.
FRITZY: What do I know? How come I always got you at the
other number?
FRANK: How come you got me here now?
FRITZY: Because I tried the other number.
FRANK: Ah! You see?
FRITZY: Alright.
FRANK: How do you feel?
FRITZY: Eh. Like that, you know. One day good, one day
bad.
FRANK: What's new?
FRITZY: Eh, same thing, same thing. Just movin' along.
FRANK: Yeah.
FRITZY: Yeah. How's everybody?
FRANK: Alright. Everybody's alright.
FRITZY: How's your aunt?
FRANK: Looking for an apartment.
FRITZY: Yeah?
FRANK: [UI]
FRITZY: Yeah?
FRANK: He's gone.
FRITZY: Yeah?
FRANK: [UI] got him.
FRITZY: Yeah?
FRANK: Marone.
FRITZY: Yeah?
FRANK: Huh?
FRITZY: I'm happy.
FRANK: Yeah, I know.
FRITZY: Yeah. You don't, you don't understand.
FRANK: Yeah.
FRITZY: You gotta lighten up a little bit.
FRANK: Yeah, lighten up.
FRITZY: You expect him to go home?
FRANK: Huh?
FRITZY: Dracula's looking for new blood.
FRANK: I know.
FRITZY: You oughta know that, what's the matter with you?
FRANK: I've been sick with a bad cold.
FRITZY: You have?
FRANK: Yeah.
FRITZY: And what are you doing for it?
FRANK: Eh, what am I doing?
FRITZY: What do you think I did yesterday?
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