the frank and fritzy show

Fritzy: Yeah. Hey, whattya think I cooked? I cooked a rabbit.

Frank: Aww. What the hell you eat a rabbit?

Fritzy: See now, you don't know about a rabbit.

Frank: Forget about it.

Fritzy: A rabbit has no cholesterol whatsoever.

Frank: Yeah, I know.

Fritzy: Whattya mean, "Yeah, I know?"

Frank: You're crazy, huh?

Fritzy: Well, look up, a, a rabbit. Look up rabbit.

Frank: He's eatin' a rabbit.

Fritzy: Yeah, I ate a rabbit. No cholesterol. I made a gravy. [Aside to his wife] Take it out of the hole there. Wait.

Frank: [UI] the gravy.

Fritzy: And I made a gravy. So I told my kids it's veal.

Frank: Yeah?

Fritzy: Yeah, they, when my son saw the heads, he says, "You ain't foolin' me." He says, "That's a rabbit."

Frank: My brother loves that gravy.

Fritzy: Oh, hey, Frankie, Frankie...

Frank: Louie loves the rabbit gravy.

Fritzy: Yeah, you gotta talk to Carol and let Carol tell you how it came.

Frank: No kiddin'?

Fritzy: And without salt.

Frank: No kiddin'?

Fritzy: You know how I made it? Yeah.

Frank: You gonna have a dish of it?

Fritzy: Yeah. I had two dishes.

Frank: That's good. That's all, huh?

Fritzy: That's all.

Frank: And have a salad.

Fritzy: That's what I had, a salad. Exactly. You called it.

Frank: Don't have no meat now.

Fritzy: No, I had the meat. That's it.

Frank: You had, like, the, uh, uh, this here now, don't mix the meat...

Fritzy: Well, I had the pasta and a little meat from the, uh, sauce.

Frank: [UI]

Fritzy: A coupla...

Frank: Yeah.

Fritzy: Yeah. So I had that, ya know? But, if you want the recipe I'll tell ya. Ya know how I made the, ya know, when you fry the, uh...

Frank: I don't know. I never make it.

Fritzy: No, no. But, let's say you were fryin' the meat, right? We don't fry it. We bake it in the oven.

Frank: Yeah?

Fritzy: With [In Italian, onions]. We bake it until it's brown.

Frank: Yeah?

Fritzy: Then we take it all out of the pan and mix it into the tomato and cook it in the, the tomato.

Frank: Oh, you bake the rabbit in the oven?

Fritzy: Bake it first and then put it in the tomato.

Frank: I see.

Fritzy: See?

Frank: Yeah.

Fritzy: [Aside to his wife] So, what are you waitin' for Carol? [UI] waitin' for me to go ahead. I'm waitin' for you to pump it and...now, my blood pressure...

Frank: [UI]

Fritzy: Alright. See, I just ate.

Frank: Uh-huh. I'm glad you're well and everything Freddie.

Fritzy: I'm feelin' very well.

Frank: Good.

Fritzy: Thank...the first day that I could say that I had a better day.

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