Fritzy: Yeah. Hey, whattya think I cooked? I cooked a rabbit.
Frank: Aww. What the hell you eat a rabbit?
Fritzy: See now, you don't know about a rabbit.
Frank: Forget about it.
Fritzy: A rabbit has no cholesterol whatsoever.
Frank: Yeah, I know.
Fritzy: Whattya mean, "Yeah, I know?"
Frank: You're crazy, huh?
Fritzy: Well, look up, a, a rabbit. Look up rabbit.
Frank: He's eatin' a rabbit.
Fritzy: Yeah, I ate a rabbit. No cholesterol. I made a gravy. [Aside to his wife] Take it out of the hole there. Wait.
Frank: [UI] the gravy.
Fritzy: And I made a gravy. So I told my kids it's veal.
Frank: Yeah?
Fritzy: Yeah, they, when my son saw the heads, he says, "You ain't foolin' me." He says, "That's a rabbit."
Frank: My brother loves that gravy.
Fritzy: Oh, hey, Frankie, Frankie...
Frank: Louie loves the rabbit gravy.
Fritzy: Yeah, you gotta talk to Carol and let Carol tell you how it came.
Frank: No kiddin'?
Fritzy: And without salt.
Frank: No kiddin'?
Fritzy: You know how I made it? Yeah.
Frank: You gonna have a dish of it?
Fritzy: Yeah. I had two dishes.
Frank: That's good. That's all, huh?
Fritzy: That's all.
Frank: And have a salad.
Fritzy: That's what I had, a salad. Exactly. You called it.
Frank: Don't have no meat now.
Fritzy: No, I had the meat. That's it.
Frank: You had, like, the, uh, uh, this here now, don't mix the meat...
Fritzy: Well, I had the pasta and a little meat from the, uh, sauce.
Frank: [UI]
Fritzy: A coupla...
Frank: Yeah.
Fritzy: Yeah. So I had that, ya know? But, if you want the recipe I'll tell ya. Ya know how I made the, ya know, when you fry the, uh...
Frank: I don't know. I never make it.
Fritzy: No, no. But, let's say you were fryin' the meat, right? We don't fry it. We bake it in the oven.
Frank: Yeah?
Fritzy: With [In Italian, onions]. We bake it until it's brown.
Frank: Yeah?
Fritzy: Then we take it all out of the pan and mix it into the tomato and cook it in the, the tomato.
Frank: Oh, you bake the rabbit in the oven?
Fritzy: Bake it first and then put it in the tomato.
Frank: I see.
Fritzy: See?
Frank: Yeah.
Fritzy: [Aside to his wife] So, what are you waitin' for Carol? [UI] waitin' for me to go ahead. I'm waitin' for you to pump it and...now, my blood pressure...
Frank: [UI]
Fritzy: Alright. See, I just ate.
Frank: Uh-huh. I'm glad you're well and everything Freddie.
Fritzy: I'm feelin' very well.
Frank: Good.
Fritzy: Thank...the first day that I could say that I had a better day.
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