EPISODE 34
Fritzy speed dials Frank to describe some rough treatment at the hands of a masseur that's left him feeling some pain. Thank God for those Motrins. Frank then offers some insight into the sartorial habits of Vincent "Chin" Gigante, providing further evidence that the pear-shaped Genovese crime family boss is no dapper don. (3:52)
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FRITZY: Federico "Fritzy" Giovanelli
FRANK: Frank "Frankie California" Condo
UI: Unintelligible
Fritzy: (Aside to family members) Yeah, I got a pen. Yeah, where's the kit? You had the kit for the air. Don't you have the kit for the air? To blow up your tire, Marriane?
Frank: Hello?
Fritzy: Did I wake you up?
Frank: Hiya Freddie.
Fritzy: How are you?
Frank: Good. How do you feel?
Fritzy: I wanna get you up, it's a beautiful day. You should get out, get some fresh air.
Frank: That's where I'm goin'.
Fritzy: Good. Alright, that's why I called you up.
Frank: How do you feel today?
Fritzy: I tell, I hadda take the Motrins. I hadda go back on the Motrins. Had, yeah I hadda take 'em. What pain I had.
Frank: No kiddin'?
Fritzy: Oh, my God. What, are you kiddin'? Thank God my friend give me a couple, ya know?
Frank: Yeah?
Fritzy: Yeah, and I turned around and I took 'em from there, then I took 'em. I'm takin' 'em now.
Frank: I was gonna call ya, but I figured you...
Fritzy: Yeah, I'm, I'm, it, it took the pain away. Forget about it. I, the Motrins got me in trouble that time goin' back five, six months ago.
Frank: Huh?
Fritzy: When I got sick of, in September? The Motrins put me in trouble.
Frank: Well, how'd they do it?
Fritzy: Because you build up on the salt.
Frank: Yeah.
Fritzy: But I wasn't takin' no medicine for the blood pressure there.
Frank: Uh-huh.
Fritzy: [UI] push out for the salt. So, uh, I'll be able to tolerate them.
Frank: Uh-huh.
Fritzy: So, but they took the pain away. Thank God for that there.
Frank: You were in such pain? How come?
Fritzy: Aww. How come? You're not supposed to massage certain nerves and sciaticas. If you got a little knot and you're tight, you get loosened up. But when you got deep, deep injuries, like this is deep, ya know? You ain't supposed to massage that. You gotta put...
Frank: [UI]
Fritzy: You gotta get heat. Heat has gotta...
Frank: Don't touch it, just put the heat on it.
Fritzy: Heat. Heat has gotta go into it. That's all you gotta do with that.
Frank: Yeah.
Fritzy: I made a big mistake yesterday, ya know? So, uh...
Frank: You look good, though.
Fritzy: I know.
Frank: Huh?
Fritzy: Yeah, I know.
Frank: You see the fuckin' massage what it does for you, though. It circulates your blood.
Fritzy: Well, he coulda just rubbed me, my, my shoulders. In that area, I shouldn't a made him go into it.
Frank: Hey, listen to me. You get your rub, put the heating, heating pad on...
Fritzy: That's it, that's, you, ya. Do the legs.
Frank: Legs. Don't touch that part.
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