the frank and fritzy show

EPISODE 1

An amused Frank gives Fritzy some heartfelt advice on the girlfriend front and recalls a dating miscue from his youth. And, of course, there's the obligatory talk about yogurt, Bobby (consigliere Bobby Manna), and going down "there" (the Triangle Social Club) to see "him" (Vincent "Chin" Gigante). (5:31)

FRITZY: Federico "Fritzy" Giovanelli
FRANK: Frank "Frankie California" Condo
UI: Unintelligible


FRANK: So how do you feel, alright?

FRITZY: Yeah, you know. I take, you know the medication, uh, Frankie, gives you ups and downs, you know? That's all. Other than that, you know, yesterday I felt great.

FRANK: Yeah?

FRITZY: Yeah. Nah, this morning. Last night I had an itch, you know? I come in, I don't know, all of a sudden, I eat yogurt.

FRANK: Yeah.

FRITZY: I eat yogurt about 10 o'clock, 'cause I didn't eat all day from 2 o'clock. So I says, "I'll have a little yogurt." Then it had raisins and nuts.

FRANK: I thought you don't eat raisins.

FRITZY: It was inside the damn yogurt.

FRANK: What'd ya tell me about raisins?

FRITZY: Yeah, what I tell you? They were in there, alright? So anyhow, so I, I downed it and five minutes after, I started fucking itching around the balls, you know?

FRANK: From what?

FRITZY: So I says, "I wonder if, you know, I'm allergic to something." You know. But anyhow, I wound up taking an allergy pill, Atarax. Maybe that made me mushy today. 'Cause, you know, other than that there, I've been feeling very good, Frank.

FRANK: If you [UI] the plain yogurt, nothing.

FRITZY: Yeah, just that's it.

FRANK: Brown Cow.

FRITZY: I got, I got plain yogurt. I got Whitney's, the best. Whitney.

FRANK: No, that's shit. Brown Cow with the thick crust on top and you mix the crust, that's the, the bacteria. You mix that all in there.

FRITZY: Yeah?

FRANK: Brown Cow. That's what all the health fiends eat. Brown Cow.

FRITZY: Well, I'm gonna, I'm gonna have that a couple of days a week.

FRANK: I'll give ya Brown Cow. Whitney's Cream? It's like, uh, eating a dessert. You get the Brown Cow, it's the real yogurt.

FRITZY: Alright.

FRANK: It tells you about it, right on the thing. On the top is a thick crust.

FRITZY: I'll buy it tomorrow.

FRANK: You chop that up and mix it all in.

FRITZY: I'll buy it tomorrow.

FRANK: I buy the big container.

FRITZY: What you doin' yesterday? What you do? You went to your mother's? You went out to your brother's, or what?

FRANK: No. I stood home and then I went out.

FRITZY: Yeah? Down over there?

FRANK: Yeah, I went over there and saw him.

FRITZY: What time were you there?

FRANK: Bobby was there.

FRITZY: Yeah?

FRANK: About 9:30, I was there.

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