the frank and fritzy show

Frank: You gonna live 65, 70, 75...

Fritzy: Yeah. Tony Andrews, the first fuckin' check he never cashed. He was 65.

Frank: He di, he never...

Fritzy: He never cashed the fuckin' thing.

Frank: No, he died, huh?

Fritzy: He died, before, he couldn't even cash the fuckin' thing. It came and he died before...

Frank: How long is he dead now?

Fritzy: Marone. I don't know, about ten years.

Frank: He woulda been, like uh...

Fritzy: Nah, he woulda been...

Frank: 75.

Fritzy: 75. He was young.

Frank: Yeah.

Fritzy: He was young, ya know. But, hey, the booze.

Frank: Yeah.

Fritzy: The fuckin' booze.

Frank: That fuckin' booze, you abuse it.

Fritzy: An alcoholic. I used to call him Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.

Frank: Yeah.

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Fritzy: Yep, no fuckin' good.

Frank: He borrowed ya?

Fritzy: Yep, but that, I don't care about that. I don't mind a guy borrowin', he ain't got nothing. This guy's got.

Frank: Yeah?

Fritzy: Yeah, this cocksucker. This, I'm gonna, ya know, really. He's got...

Frank: ...home, he's got a, he's got a condominium.

Fritzy: He's got a condo, he's buyin' a new car. That's when I wanna, "You cocksucker. That three, that five, six thousand dollars that you gonna go put on a fuckin' car, you fuckin' no good cocksucker, you." You know, really?

Frank: Yeah.

Fritzy: No good bastard.

Frank: Never made an attempt...

Fritzy: What about all the fuckin' jewelry, all the fuckin' jewelry they got. Nice.

Frank: Uh-huh.

Fritzy: If I had, I owed my fuckin' money, I'd take all the rings, everything I got and I'd go and sell 'em and say, "Here, lemme pay my debts."

Frank: Yeah.

Fritzy: Who the fuck? What kinda? I'll tell ya one thing. The day I live and the day I die, when I die, nobody's gonna come and say, "The man owed me ten thousand. The man owed me two thousand." I ra, I will go to work before it ever comes.

Frank: ...the same way

Fritzy: Before it comes to that. Before it ever comes to that.

Frank: [UI] Freddie.

Fritzy: 'Cause some people, they got no [In Italian, face], they got.

Frank: That's right.

Fritzy: I'll tell ya, I'll tell ya. That's why I say, all my fuckin life, I says, I used to laugh, "This guy. Oh, what a wonderful guy. That guy. Oh yeah, alright." I says, ya know what I used to say? "I ain't got much, but they gotta shine my fuckin' shoes as far as fuckin' principle."

Frank: You gotta be, you better believe that.

Fritzy: Yeah. No, to myself I used to say. I says, "Look at all this fuckin' bullshit." To myself, I know my conduct. And that's all I...

Frank: You got a heart of gold, Freddie.

Fritzy: No, pa, look. The heart is one thing.

Frank: You gotta heart of fuckin' gold.

Fritzy: Ya hear what I says?

Frank: [UI] make a fool out of you.

Fritzy: Cal, the heart is one thing. The second thing is [In Italian, the face].

Frank: Yeah, I know...

Fritzy: [In Italian, the face. The face] is more important.

Frank: Yeah.

Fritzy: In other words, [UI] they got [In Italian, the face of a whore]. They don't give a fuck one way or the other, "Well, yeah. Okay." I gotta have somebody belittle me.

Frank: Yeah.

Fritzy: And while I know I'm [UI], ya gotta know how to co, how to handle them people, you know what I mean? You know, that, that's their game. That's the way. "Alright, fine." There's just so much you, you do. And just so much that comes and reverse.

Frank: Right.

Fritzy: But this guy turned out to be a real lemonade.

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