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EPISODE 19 Fritzy pulls an Alan Greenspan and dispenses some sage financial advice: Pay off your debts. Buy low. Don't mooch. And keep an eye out for the ole Russki-Tushki. But above all, be a man of principle. And as for Social Security and that lockbox, Fritzy has this to say: Oogatz! Note that we've marked a break in the tape with a brief piano interlude. (7:35)
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FRITZY: Federico "Fritzy" Giovanelli Frank: Well, you got a, you, you were workin' a little bit, no Freddie? Fritzy: Yeah, I am. Yeah, well, my boss has been good with me. Frank: Yeah? Fritzy: Yeah. I'll tell ya, I got sick, he didn't take me off the payroll or nothin', ya know? Frank: Oh, that's nice. Fritzy: He, ya know, he was very good about it. So... Frank: That's good. Fritzy: So, at least I, I didn't have to go on a fuckin' disability claim. Frank: Right. Fritzy: Well, thank God for that. Frank: That's the main thing. Fritzy: In other words, I had to go on disability. Frank: Yeah? Fritzy: Who the fu, how the fuck you gonna survive? Frank: I know. Fritzy: You know, uh, lot of things. Frank: I know what it is. I get my pension check, my [UI] helps me out a lot, too. Fritzy: Eh, I wish I had one. Frank: Huh? Fritzy: I wish I had one... Frank: I worked all my life. Fritzy: I, well, whattya think I done? Frank: I know. Fritzy: Ya know, I'm on a fuckin', I'm payin' Social Security since I'm 18. I'm 53 years old. I never missed a fuckin' year. Frank: Well, you have a pension when you get older. Fritzy: Yeah, but look at the, what pension I'm gonna have? Frank: Why? Fritzy: I, if I could take my money, Reagan is passin' a new law. Frank: Yeah? Fritzy: That you don't have to join the Social Security. Frank: Uh-huh. Fritzy: And you as an individual could say, "I don't wish to participate in Social Security." Frank: Yeah. Fritzy: Now, there's states that abide by that, ya know? Frank: Yeah, but that's a good thing. Fritzy: What? Frank: Social Security. Fritzy: No it ain't. Frank: Why? Fritzy: Because if you add up what I put into Social Security... Frank: Yeah, go ahead and add it up. And when you hit 65, you know what you're gonna get back? Fritzy: What? Frank: You get like 1500 a month. You might get a thousand a month and you might, say you're gonna live 'til 80 years old. Fritzy: Yeah. Oogatz, yeah. | | |
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