the frank and fritzy show

Frank is not impressed with Fritzy's nature boy act. After a comparison of their daily dietary and exercise routines, Frank gives a thumbs down to Fritzy's taste for cabbage soup. But does Mr. Condo have a restaurant for you -- and, yes, the joint serves "piggies in the blanket." (3:29)

FRITZY: Federico "Fritzy" Giovanelli
FRANK: Frank "Frankie California" Condo
UI: Unintelligible


FRITZY: Hello?

FRANK: Freddie, how are you?

FRITZY: Hey, my pal.

FRANK: What are you doing?

FRITZY: I just got in from a long walk.

FRANK: Yeah?

FRITZY: Yeah.

FRANK: No kidding. Where'd ya go?

FRITZY: Three-mile walk, four-mile walk. Down by the water, all the way down by Riis Park I went.

FRANK: Yeah?

FRITZY: Yeah, took a drive, picked up my, you know, my friend.

FRANK: You took a drive? You drove.

FRITZY: Yeah, I been driving.

FRANK: He took a long walk. He drove there.

FRITZY: Well, I had to drive there, then get to the beach, and then walk.

FRANK: Oh, you drove to the beach.

FRITZY: Yeah, how'm I going to get there? What, do I live on the beach?

FRANK: I thought you walked there.

FRITZY: I walked there, yeah, 11 miles to get there.

FRANK: So, what the hell is 11 miles?

FRITZY: What, to walk 11 miles?

FRANK: I used to walk 30 miles one way, 30 miles the other way.

FRITZY: You know something, I want to tell you something...

FRANK: With a pack on my back, canteens of water and a rifle.

FRITZY: I was telling my friend, I says 'We gotta buy a pack, put it on our back and go for long, long hikes. Get the water canteen, the whole thing,' I told her.

FRANK: Nah, you buy the high shoes.

FRITZY: I got the shoes. I was there Saturday with the shoes on, you didn't see me with the shoes.

FRANK: You put the high shoes on.

FRITZY: You know, what are you doing?

FRANK: Put the work shoes on. I just had, I worked out for one hour.

FRITZY: You did?

FRANK: With my weights and everything and then my leg weights, I got leg weights too, you know.

FRITZY: Yeah.

FRANK: I worked out, I worked up a good sweat for one hour...

FRITZY: Uh-huh.

FRANK: I sat down, I had a nice glass of orange juice.

FRITZY: Uh-huh.

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