Frank: What'd ya think of that game last night, huh?
Fritzy: Ah, ya know I fell asleep?
Frank: How'd ya like to bet the Cardinals?
Fritzy: Wha?
Frank: How'd ya like to bet the Cardinals, in the ninth inning they come up and did that?
Fritzy: I wouldn't a done that...
Frank: ...[UI] my brother's, you know. Who do ya think I'm rootin'? I ain't even never bet on the game...
Fritzy: You were rootin' for the...
Frank: For the Royals.
Fritzy: [UI]
Frank: So my brother says, "That's the end of it." He says, "The Monster's comin' in now."
Fritzy: Yeah?
Frank: I says, "Watch what they're gonna do with the Monster now. They're gonna guzzle him up. The ninth inning there's gonna be a barrage that they never saw." My brother gave up. Watch this. The ninth inning? Bada-boom, bada-boom, bada-boom, bada-boom. Mamma-mi. Two runs they made.
Fritzy: They got even. They got even for what they done to them that second game.
Frank: What a scalpin'.
Fritzy: Huh?
Frank: Woo! You saw those guys sittin' in the dugout, the Cardinals, they looked like an earthquake came.
Fritzy: Well, they gotta...I'll tell ya' it's gonna be a good game tonight.
Frank: Ya know that broke the, that broke the camel's hump right there.
Fritzy: I think you're right.
Frank: Hah?
Fritzy: You know what they got goin' tonight? They got that Saberhagen or whatever.
Frank: The ace.
Fritzy: They got the ace and the ace on their side.
Frank: No kiddin? That'd be some game.
Fritzy: Yeah, they got two aces tonight.
Frank: What a game to watch.
Fritzy: That's right. That's right.
Frank: You fell asleep last night [UI]?
Fritzy: Yeah. Yeah.
Frank: Huh?
Fritzy: I go to bed, you know what time I'm in bed?
Frank: That's terrific.
Fritzy: That's why maybe I'm feelin' so good 'cause I'm in there nine-thirty, ten o'clock, I'm out.
Frank: Mmm. The other guy, Dracula, forget about it. He...
Fritzy: Marone.
Frank: He don't wanna change. He's gonna kill himself.
Fritzy: Uh. Give him my best, huh?
Frank: He's gonna kill himself, that's what he's gonna do.
Fritzy: Alright.
Frank: That's what he's gonna do. Listen to me.
Fritzy: Give him a kiss from me.
Frank: Yeah.
Fritzy: Because...
Frank: I told him.
Fritzy: Alright?
Frank: The last time you call, I told him I spoke to ya.
Fritzy: Yeah.
Frank: Your blood pressure.
Fritzy: Yeah.
Frank: Ya know.
Fritzy: Right.
Frank: I told him you were alright.
Fritzy: Yeah.
Frank: And everything.
Fritzy: Well, ya know.
Frank: [UI] call you yesterday.
Fritzy: Wha?
Frank: I didn't call you.
Fritzy: That's okay. No, you know, like I told you, I'm, I may bump into you. You know what I mean?
Frank: Yeah.
Fritzy: I work it out, maybe I'll bump into you, ya know?
Frank: Uh-huh.
Fritzy: And I'll, and I'll explain something to you anyhow. But, uh, everything else, just give him, tell him everything is alright other than my mother, ya know what I mean?
Frank: Want me to take you out to eat, you and your wife?
Fritzy: Nope. I told you when, didn't I tell ya? I told you...
Frank: Hey, you been good to me, I don't...
Fritzy: Uh, good [UI].
Frank: I don't forget what you done the vacation there.
Fritzy: Ahh. What's the matter with you?
Frank: [UI]
Fritzy: What's the matter with you? What the...
Frank: That was beautiful...
Fritzy: [UI] you kiddin'? I just, uh, my pal...
Frank: You're a very generous man.
Fritzy: My pal I gotta make hap...when I love somebody, uh, I don't mind.
Frank: And I'm...
Fritzy: When I don't like somebody...
Frank: And I'm the type of a person, I appreciate...
Fritzy: I know how you are. I know how you are.
Frank: I don't forget, you know?
Fritzy: I know how you are. I know how you are.
Frank: I'm like you, a good hearted slob too, and I get kicked in the ass a lot of times.
Fritzy: Don't worry about it.
Frank: Ya know?
Fritzy: Don't change.
Frank: No, I won't change.
Fritzy: You understand? [Italian] you get used to.
Frank: I help everybody.
Fritzy: You hear what I said, Frank?
Frank: Yeah.
Fritzy: [Italian] you get used to. If that's the kicks in the ass, they gotta come, fine, alright, don't worry about it. Slow and easy, just maybe one day you just practice where ya...
Frank: My princess, my princess is sittin' opposite the table. She's admiring me.
Fritzy: Yeah?
Frank: She says, "Life could never be without me."
Fritzy: She's right. She's absolutely right. She's right.
Frank: All of my life, I never met a woman that loved me so much the way she does.
Fritzy: She should be bathin' your feet in a pan right now.
Frank: No, she does...anything for me.
Fritzy: Yeah?
Frank: Well, if I cough the wrong way in bed she jumps out of bed. "What's wrong? Were ya alright?"
Fritzy: Yeah?
Frank: Yeah.
Fritzy: Sure, the fazoolas stop. Sure, the fazoolas, they come to an end.
Frank: Nah. She got everything. I gave everything.
Fritzy: Does she know where the hideout is?
Frank: Yep.
Fritzy: Marone a mi.
Frank: Think I'm gonna be like The Heart?
Fritzy: Yeah?
Frank: There'd be fightin', huh?
Fritzy: You remember that?
Frank: He left everything and we didn't get nothin'.
Fritzy: He, he left a letter. He, they put ya right into the swindle. The Heart left so much, and that'll be chopped up...
Frank: There was a letter.
Fritzy: Who, who come up with that? Dom?
Frank: Yeah, a letter.
Fritzy: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Dom wrote the letter. He forged it.
Frank: [UI] opened up the shed and they says there was nothin'...
Fritzy: [Italian]
Frank: Yeah, it was.
Fritzy: Alright? "It's always empty. How come as soon as somebody gets over there it's empty?"
Frank: Yeah, I know.
Fritzy: Huh? How come? [Italian] Eh.
Frank: And if I knew The Heart, he was like, uh, you know...
Fritzy: The Heart was the Rock of Gibraltar.
Frank: He was like the, whattya call, the little dwarf, they eat, they, they get, ba-boom, ba-boom, they put away the acorns. Ya know?
Fritzy: The Heart had a lot of acorns.
Frank: I know that.
Fritzy: God knows what they done.
Frank: I know it.
Fritzy: Well, I hear the wife wound up alright.
Frank: Huh?
Fritzy: I hear the wife wound up, uh, the second one, not the first one. The one, uh, he had the trouble. I hear that, that other, the one...
Frank: Bullshit.
Fritzy: Who?
Frank: The second wife.
Fritzy: Yeah?
Frank: No, she got nothin'.
Fritzy: Who told you that?
Frank: I know.
Fritzy: You're kidding?
Frank: [UI] tell you about it. I was there.
Fritzy: Yeah?
Frank: Oh, marone, she's goin' crazy.
Fritzy: No kiddin'?
Frank: "Where is it? Where's the..."
Fritzy: And that's the truth. Where is it?
Frank: I don't know.
Fritzy: Marone. A little Russki-Tushki. Huh? You laugh. [Italian]. What a shame.
Frank: Yeah, I know.
Fritzy: Really.
Frank: I know it.
Fritzy: It is. I mean, one way or the other. Whatever way.
Frank: "Give it to the boys," he says. "Split it up amongst the boys."
Fritzy: Well, maybe the boys got it.
Frank: The boys got, yeah, certain boys.
Fritzy: Well, that's all. Alright.
Frank: Yeah.
Fritzy: That's all.
Frank: When will I see ya, pal?
Fritzy: Ahh, maybe during the week, I don't know. I'll talk to you first, but [Italian], ya know?
Frank: [Aside to his girlfriend] Freddie's blood pressure is 120 over 80. Isn't that wonderful, Helen, Helen?
Fritzy: I just...
Frank: He rides the bike now.
Fritzy: Frankie?
Frank: He goes on his little treadmill.
Fritzy: Frankie, I just ate...
Frank: ...his walk.
Fritzy: Frankie, I just ate, right? I'm all full. And when you eat your blood pressure goes up. So I'm 129 over 92, which, it'll go right down to 84, 80, like that. Soon as I digest and my food is down three hours like that, you see the difference.
Frank: How's Carol? Happy?
Fritzy: Ya know, she got a little cold. Ya know.
Frank: No faces?
Fritzy: Well, ya know.
Frank: When they, they think they're the breadwinners after they go...
Fritzy: I know that. She's bringin' in, she's bringin' in a hundred dollars a week, she thinks she's the breadwinner.
Frank: They want, they wanna be...
Fritzy: She's cocky now. I know that, I know. She is.
Frank: Could Hel, Helen wants to speak to her.
Fritzy: Yeah. Here. Put her on now.
Frank: So, Freddie take care, huh?
Fritzy: Alright, Frank.
Frank: I love you.
Fritzy: Give Helen a kiss. I love you, too.
Frank: Anything I can do for you, call me.
Fritzy: I'm fine. Thank you. I just wanna call you and say hello to you, that's all.
Frank: Alright, pal?
Fritzy: Okay.