the frank and fritzy show

EPISODE 18

Frank and Fritzy discuss a couple of great robberies. First, it's Game Six of the World Series, where umpire Don Denkinger's bad call stole a championship from the St. Louis Cardinals. Then the guys recall a swindle where a forged letter was instrumental in harpooning the estate of Genovese soldier Frank "Heart" Caggiano from his wives. The money, of course, ended up in the hands of some "boys" from Sullivan Street. (6:49)

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FRITZY: Federico "Fritzy" Giovanelli
FRANK: Frank "Frankie California" Condo
UI: Unintelligible

Frank: What'd ya think of that game last night, huh?

Fritzy: Ah, ya know I fell asleep?

Frank: How'd ya like to bet the Cardinals?

Fritzy: Wha?

Frank: How'd ya like to bet the Cardinals, in the ninth inning they come up and did that?

Fritzy: I wouldn't a done that...

Frank: ...[UI] my brother's, you know. Who do ya think I'm rootin'? I ain't even never bet on the game...

Fritzy: You were rootin' for the...

Frank: For the Royals.

Fritzy: [UI]

Frank: So my brother says, "That's the end of it." He says, "The Monster's comin' in now."

Fritzy: Yeah?

Frank: I says, "Watch what they're gonna do with the Monster now. They're gonna guzzle him up. The ninth inning there's gonna be a barrage that they never saw." My brother gave up. Watch this. The ninth inning? Bada-boom, bada-boom, bada-boom, bada-boom. Mamma-mi. Two runs they made.

Fritzy: They got even. They got even for what they done to them that second game.

Frank: What a scalpin'.

Fritzy: Huh?

Frank: Woo! You saw those guys sittin' in the dugout, the Cardinals, they looked like an earthquake came.

Fritzy: Well, they gotta...I'll tell ya' it's gonna be a good game tonight.

Frank: Ya know that broke the, that broke the camel's hump right there.

Fritzy: I think you're right.

Frank: Hah?

Fritzy: You know what they got goin' tonight? They got that Saberhagen or whatever.

Frank: The ace.

Fritzy: They got the ace and the ace on their side.

Frank: No kiddin? That'd be some game.

Fritzy: Yeah, they got two aces tonight.

Frank: What a game to watch.

Fritzy: That's right. That's right.

Frank: You fell asleep last night [UI]?

Fritzy: Yeah. Yeah.

Frank: Huh?

Fritzy: I go to bed, you know what time I'm in bed?

Frank: That's terrific.

Fritzy: That's why maybe I'm feelin' so good 'cause I'm in there nine-thirty, ten o'clock, I'm out.

Frank: Mmm. The other guy, Dracula, forget about it. He...

Fritzy: Marone.

Frank: He don't wanna change. He's gonna kill himself.

Fritzy: Uh. Give him my best, huh?

Frank: He's gonna kill himself, that's what he's gonna do.

Fritzy: Alright.

Frank: That's what he's gonna do. Listen to me.

Fritzy: Give him a kiss from me.

Frank: Yeah.

Fritzy: Because...

Frank: I told him.

Fritzy: Alright?

Frank: The last time you call, I told him I spoke to ya.

Fritzy: Yeah.

Frank: Your blood pressure.

Fritzy: Yeah.

Frank: Ya know.

Fritzy: Right.

Frank: I told him you were alright.

Fritzy: Yeah.

Frank: And everything.

Fritzy: Well, ya know.

Frank: [UI] call you yesterday.

Fritzy: Wha?

Frank: I didn't call you.

Fritzy: That's okay. No, you know, like I told you, I'm, I may bump into you. You know what I mean?

Frank: Yeah.

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