the frank and fritzy show

FRITZY: Dom, the other guy, they brought the professor, another fuckin' doctor over there. No, one of the doctors, "No, it's no good." No good? I tell you what. I woulda give him three tablespoons...

FRANK: He's taking calcium with oyster shells.

FRITZY: I gave him that years ago, you remember that? What the fuck good is calcium with oyster shells?

FRANK: That's what he's taking.

FRITZY: That's bullshit. That's, that's good for the renal, for the kidneys, to build. If he's lacking calcium, uh, I gave him that. I got that here. I got it right here. I give it to him years ago.

FRANK: He's gotta go off the fuckin' rice diet.

FRITZY: You know what I went...

FRANK: [UI]

FRITZY: You hear what you said? Go off the rice diet.

FRANK: [UI]...don't eat the rice.

FRITZY: Go and fuckin' eat, go to, go to 30 fuckin' restaurants, all fuckin'. Barley soup. Go to the Greek over there, order barley soup everyday. Get this. Go every day. That's what he's got to do for 30 days. You said it. See what you said.

FRANK: He's eating that shit every day.

FRITZY: Eat a couple of fuckin' bolognas. Don't worry about it.

FRANK: Vegetables. He steams those vegetables, and everything is out of it.

FRITZY: Yeah, he shouldn't eat that, but, look, that's not the point. The point is that he saw his blood count is so low, he's got to build it up by eating.

FRANK: Listen to me what he done to himself. He went from 250 pounds down to 190 on a diet that he continued on it for five years.

FRITZY: I know.

FRANK: He never went off. He changed the whole chemistry of his body.

FRITZY: He certainly did.

FRANK: Then he went into the hospital, he took all these antibiotics.

FRITZY: That's what killed him.

FRANK: That broke him down altogether. Because he is not a well man. He is a very sick man. Mentally and everything.

FRITZY: Yeah, I know.

FRANK: Ya know he's gone off from the head too, you know.

FRITZY: I know. That's, that's, that's number one. But now...

FRANK: He's insane, you know.

FRITZY: What sane, oogatz, sane.

FRANK: He is nuts.

FRITZY: Yeah, I know that.

FRANK: He is a very sick man in the head.

FRITZY: I know.

FRANK: He thinks everybody's crazy around him.

FRITZY: I know that.

FRANK: You're nuts. I'm nuts. Everybody...

FRITZY: I know.

FRANK: ...is crazy.

FRITZY: I know.

FRANK: This man is a very, very sick man. Listen to what I tell you.

FRITZY: I know.

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