Fritzy: He coulda went further.

Frank: Danny and Joey there.

Fritzy: Yeah, but he coulda went further up. They're not clo, they're, they're too close.

Frank: They got a cabin and everything. They got a place up there. Nice, they eat, they cook. He...

Fritzy: Oh yeah?

Frank: He takes care of them.

Fritzy: Oh, that's good. That's good.

Frank: Yeah.

Fritzy: He went, Danny went huntin' too?

Frank: No, he stays there. He watches the...

Fritzy: Oh yeah?

Frank: He does the cookin'.

Fritzy: Uh-huh. And they go out?

Frank: Yeah.

Fritzy: Why don't you go? That woulda done you good.

Frank: Are you crazy?

Fritzy: Why?

Frank: They go up there and freeze and eat. They go up there to eat.

Fritzy: Is that all they do?

Frank: They're goin' with buckshot. Who wants to go, I'd like to go with the rifle.

Fritzy: They don't go...

Frank: That's with the twelve gauge.

Fritzy: They go with buckshot.

Frank: Pump and ball.

Fritzy: What the hell are they huntin' for?

Frank: That's a ball. They use a ball that's a, that's a lead, a lead ball, put a hole in ya, forget about it.

Fritzy: Oh, yeah, I know that there.

Frank: But, ya gotta be pretty close to shoot it.

Fritzy: Well, they're daring. Well, what the hell. To, to, to hunt a deer, they don't, they don't come after ya to be close. I mean, they don't come, they don't charge ya or nothin'.

Frank: Yeah, but you can't get that close to them. It's tough.

Fritzy: There's a way to get them.

Frank: You gotta hide, ya gotta lay...

Fritzy: Ya gotta, ya gotta, ya, what ya gotta do is ya gotta start out like three o'clock in the mornin' before they wake up and ya gotta get them down there, down, in other words, downwind, they can't take your smell, your scent.

Frank: I know all that. I know all about it.

Fritzy: See and then ya gotta turn around, see, what I do, I'm a little...

Frank: And the ground can't be too crunchy. The ground was crunchy up there, a lot of snow.

Fritzy: C'mere. But I'll tell ya what ya gotta do. See, a lot of people don't know this trick. At night, you go with a big, big, powerful floodlight, the one's that you...

Frank: I know. You blind 'em.

Fritzy: Now you, you spot them out. And you cross mark them where they're at.

Frank: Yeah.

Fritzy: And now you got them clocked, they're bedded down for the night. About nine o'clock at night you put the spotlight on them. Boom, boom. And you get the glare. You see them, their eyes, they look like marbles. They're lookin' at ya, you see. And you see all the glow and the breath. Now you see the family, six of them, you see two, four, six, eight, ten. You know ya got four or five over there, ya got. So now, the wind...

Frank: You throw a hand grenade, you got 'em.

Fritzy: Eh, you don't wanna do that. But, you know, you travel a certain way, ya know. Here's another costume' just comin' in now.

Frank: Who?

Fritzy: I got a visitor.

Frank: Customers.

Fritzy: I, I call 'em a costume'. When they come knockin' on the door, it's a costume'. Tommy D. It's a friend of mine, Tommy.

Frank: [Aside] What's that, a wet kiss?

Fritzy: A what?

Frank: My daughter kissed me.

Fritzy: Yeah?

Frank: With water in her mouth.

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