the frank and fritzy show

Frank: What do you got to lose?

Fritzy: You got, this guy'll give you AIDS. Don't forget, them needles...

Frank: [UI]

Fritzy: If he gives me brand new needles and he throws them away, okay.

Frank: How's he gonna give ya AIDS?

Fritzy: He gives ya them needles over there.

Frank: [UI] youse are gonna all die. Youse all worryin' about AIDS.

Fritzy: Yeah, well.

Frank: I, when I was in the fuckin' jungles there was elephantiasis.

Fritzy: Yeah.

Frank: Typhus.

Fritzy: Yeah, I know.

Frank: Black water fever.

Fritzy: Yeah.

Frank: Leeches comin' from the trees. A hundred and forty degrees.

Fritzy: Yeah, but ya still took your chances.

Frank: And I lived in the trenches.

Fritzy: Ya still took your chance and maked one of those natives.

Frank: I never touched 'em. They stink. AIDS? Forget about it.

Fritzy: That's what I'm talkin' about. We've been humpin' the natives over here, look what they done to us. Alright? Mannaggia marone! I hear chitter-chatter in the background.

Frank: She says I even go in the bathroom in the dark, I wash myself. I says that's from in the jungles, there was no light.

Fritzy: You wash in the dark.

Frank: I lived in the dark, underneath the sky for so many years.

Fritzy: Yeah, my, my girlfriend does the same thing. Washes in the dark.

Frank: I lived in the jungles and had no lights for years.

Fritzy: I know your history there. You don't have to start givin' me your history again.

Frank: They used to call me Jungle Jim.

Fritzy: Jungle Jim? Jungle Frank. Frank Buck. Bring 'em back alive.

Frank: Ol' Pasquale, he asked for ya.

Fritzy: Yeah, how is he?

Frank: Alright.

Fritzy: Everybody alright?

Frank: He went on a safari again, he didn't get nothin'. He comes back five pounds heavier every time he goes up there.

Fritzy: Where'd he go? He went huntin' for the deer?

Frank: Rickie says he leaves with his son on a Friday and they come back Saturday.

Fritzy: Yeah?

Frank: Or Thursday they leave.

Fritzy: Yeah, that's good. That, ya know.

Frank: He goes in the store, he loads up his trunk of the car.

Fritzy: Yeah?

Frank: With steaks, bacon, eggs, bread.

Fritzy: They eat like horses for two days.

Frank: He buys enough food for a month, she says.

Fritzy: Yeah.

Frank: He comes back, fat as a horse.

Fritzy: Yeah.

Frank: He didn't even, he saw two da, two does.

Fritzy: Yeah?

Frank: And a big deer.

Fritzy: They didn't do...

Frank: ...the three of them, he was sittin' down.

Fritzy: Yeah?

Frank: And they bunk right into him and, and they stopped and they stared.

Fritzy: He shoulda went up by my property, he shoulda went. He's got carte blanche to go all over the property there.

Frank: Huh?

Fritzy: Ya know?

Frank: He went where Danny is.

Fritzy: Wha, which Danny?

Frank: Danny up there. You know Danny.

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