Fritzy: And the Italians were in love with them. Italiano went there. Ba-boom, ba-boom, ba-boom. You know how many how many, how many Italian kids are out there, from 40, 50 years ago?

Frank: Uh-huh.

Fritzy: The ba-bas? Forget about it.

Frank: The Italians went to Ethiopia, they like the dark meat.

Fritzy: Oh yeah.

Frank: And they left all the kids in Ethopia, that's why some Italians are black.

Fritzy: Some? Quite a lot.

Frank: Huh?

Fritzy: Quite a lot.

Frank: Ahh.

Fritzy: Ahh, the history of the world, eh? But do you know something now? They're doin' open heart surgery in Italy now. Just, the Vatican just let loose that it could be done. And, uh, transplants, you know, replacement of the hearts. And so far they've done about 20, 25 of them. They've taken so good it ain't even funny. So you know what it's proven?

Frank: What?

Fritzy: Italian blood with Italian blood is very compatible. The genes sorta match in very close and you got no problem.

Frank: [Aside to his girlfriend] He's goin' to Italy to get a new heart he says, Helen.

Fritzy: That's where I'm gonna get operated on if I have to get one.

Frank: He's goin' to...

Fritzy: I'm goin where there's Italian blood.

Frank: Italian heart he wantsa get.

Fritzy: That's right.

Frank: So, whattya want?

Fritzy: She's goin' to Greece.

Frank: She ain't goin' to Greece. She's afraid to go.

Fritzy: What?

Frank: She's afraid to go to Greece now, with they snatching all those planes from there.

Fritzy: Yeah, well, no they, they, they got the ones that are leaving and going for Arabia. But, uh, I'm going for Italian hearts. That's all, I'll wait there 'til a nice young one maybe crashes over a cliff or somethin'. They put a nice little valve in there.

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