the frank and fritzy show

EPISODE 40

It's an evening of fabulous food and wine as Frank and Helen (Mr. Condo's gal) play host to a Caribbean hotelier and a sizable entourage. The guest of honor promises to reciprocate by putting up his friends--anywhere but Saint Maarten--when they head to the islands. And as for that garbage pail Giamberto, he'd better not cross Fritzy's path. (7:39)

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FRITZY: Federico "Fritzy" Giovanelli
FRANK: Frank "Frankie California" Condo
UI: Unintelligible

Frank: I took this guy down to Giamberto's.

Fritzy: Uh-huh?

Frank: Marone. He ate like a duke.

Fritzy: Ya, ya give, did ya sign? I hope ya signed.

Frank: I did.

Fritzy: Good.

Frank: ...for him. Nah, I made the guy, I'm gonna make 'em pay?

Fritzy: No, no, no.

Frank: Forget about...

Fritzy: I know, I know ya ain't gonna make him pay.

Frank: [UI]

Fritzy: But I hope you signed, like, uh.

Frank: Hey.

Fritzy: What?

Frank: I ate one of the best meals I ever had.

Fritzy: He made, for you, yeah?

Frank: Well, that's the guy, Georgie.

Fritzy: [UI]

Frank: He, Georgie took care of 'em like a duke.

Fritzy: Yeah, huh?

Frank: He says, "The wines this guy's got," he says, "my God." He made 'em that, the macaroni with the green?

Fritzy: Yeah.

Frank: Ya know, the whattya call the?

Fritzy: The basile sauce? The, uh, the basil sauce? Yeah?

Frank: He made that and then he made 'em a big veal chop, ya know [UI]

Fritzy: Yeah, huh, with the leg on.

Frank: On top he put on the big Italian mushrooms.

Fritzy: Yeah, yeah?

Frank: Those big mushrooms.

Fritzy: Yeah.

Frank: And his wife had a, a lobster. Oreganata.

Fritzy: And they enjoyed.

Frank: They enjoyed it. And the other guy had the veal chop. He had a newspaper guy with him, a friend of his from Saint Maarten.

Fritzy: Uh-huh?

Frank: He says, "Frank, I don't know how to thank you. Thank you."

Fritzy: So you.

Frank: I says, "You're gonna be here a while, don't worry, I send you some other place where you can go and enjoy yourself."

Fritzy: That's.

Frank: [UI] the woman go down there, they go and eat, ya eat over here, he'll take care of them.

Fritzy: That's right.

Frank: He's a nice guy.

Fritzy: That's good.

Frank: He says, "I'm," he says, "I was disappointed they didn't come."

Fritzy: Cal, one thing I, Cal, let me tell ya something. You, you're a good entertainer, you take care of people, that there, I gotta say that there.

Frank: Then, he says, "In a way," he says, "I was a little disappointed, but not too mad."

Fritzy: Yeah.

Frank: He says, "They were comin' with 18 people." He says, "When your wife came, she says, 'Uh, six, eight, ten, twelve.'"

Fritzy: Yeah.

Frank: "Eighteen."

Fritzy: How could ya impose on anybody?

Frank: Yeah.

Fritzy: I mean, the truth.

Frank: He says, "That takes my whole restaurant."

Fritzy: How can ya impose on anybody like that? You can't. You can't.

Frank: But he says, "Whenever they come down," he says, "I don't care what it is Frank, believe me," he says. "They're my guests. Don't worry about it."

Fritzy: Yeah.

Frank: "See, I want them to go over there, a couple of joints, a jazz place or somethin'," I says. "Don't worry about it. They're my guests."

Fritzy: Yeah, the Blue Note.

Frank: [UI] very happy.

Fritzy: They go around to the Blue Note.

Frank: The Blue Note? Where? I, [UI] "Eddie Condon's," I tell 'em.

Fritzy: Eddie Condon's? Yeah, they better? The Blue Note's got nice talent.

Frank: Eddie Condon's up there.

Fritzy: But the Blue Note's been puttin' on some nice shows.

Frank: Where? What Blue Note?

Fritzy: How 'bout the, the, the the Red Star, or the, uh, Lone Star.

Frank: Over there. That's where I sent 'em, all those joints.

Fritzy: Yeah? The Lone Star Cafe, that's got a, a, a, whattya, that's a cowboy joint.

Frank: Yeah, a cowboy place.

Fritzy: Yeah. They oughta like that.

Frank: And Bruce gave us two houses where they could stay.

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