Fritzy: Hmm.

Frank: When you drink distilled water it's no good for your whole system.

Fritzy: I'm lookin' at that girl, what's her name? Principal?

Frank: Who?

Fritzy: Principal. What's that, Victoria Principal.

Frank: Yeah?

Fritzy: I got Channel 9 on.

Frank: You'll be strokin' it pretty soon.

Fritzy: I'd like to. I'm looking at her. I didn't know she was so beautiful. Look at her.

Frank: Hah?

Fritzy: I wish it could come up.

Frank: That's a good time, a good sign.

Fritzy: Nah, it ain't up.

Frank: It's a good sign the, the pipe is comin' to life that means.

Fritzy: Nah, not yet.

Frank: Huh?

Fritzy: Not yet. [UI].

Frank: Yeah?

Fritzy: Yeah, look at it. It looks like a little [UI]. Nothin'.

Frank: No kiddin'.

Fritzy: A little nothin' in there. [Italian].

Frank: No kiddin'.

Fritzy: Mamma mi.

Frank: Even that shrunk, huh?

Fritzy: Everything.

Frank: Mamma mi.

Fritzy: It'll come back.

Frank: Huh?

Fritzy: It'll come back.

Frank: I gotta bring ya back to health.

Fritzy: It'll come back.

Frank: I gotta take you for the fuckin' high colonic. You gotta go.

Fritzy: Once I get straightened out, it'll take me a week to get this shit out of my system, number one. I take the test, once I get a clearance on them other things and it ain't that so bad, I hope so, ya know?

Frank: And when I went for my test the guy put the hose up my ass.

Fritzy: Yeah.

Frank: "Geez, marone, you're really cleaned out inside. This thing went through you like so fast."

Fritzy: Yeah, huh?

Frank: I says, "Well, I took a high colonic the day before."

Fritzy: Took another one.

Frank: A high colonic I took. In other words, Monday I went for a high colonic.

Fritzy: Yeah.

Frank: Tuesday I went for that, ah, what Reagan took, the test of my stomach.

Fritzy: Oh.

Frank: Ya understand? So when he put the thing in me there was no shit in there. I was all fuckin' emptied out.

Fritzy: Did he found, did he find the diverticulitis?

Frank: Found the diverticulitis. In the meantime, I've been eatin' fuckin' nuts. I been eat...

Fritzy: Yeah, don't do it. Frankie, Frankie, Frankie, listen to what I tell ya, Frankie.

Frank: Freddie, I watch myself now.

Fritzy: Frankie listen to me.

Frank: What?

Fritzy: You'll wind up with a fuckin' colostomy there with the thing on the side the, the bag.

Frank: Yeah, I know. I just got to take [UI].

Fritzy: So don't be fuckin' smart. Me, I think, "Eh, fuck the pill, I don't like the pill. Fuck the pill." I wound up with this fuckin' thing. I can't get over this.

Frank: Huh?

Fritzy: Enlarged heart. [In Italian, he curses the dead.]

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