Frank: Who do ya think has got the beans and the escarole?
Fritzy: Who?
Frank: Me. I got it here.
Fritzy: Good. You're gonna eat healthy.
Frank: I'm gonna have a dish now.
Fritzy: That guy made me fuckin' cook them things, he comes over with macaroni and...
Frank: I took the whole fuckin' thing home.
Fritzy: Is this guy alright? He comes over with meatballs and fuckin' sauce.
Frank: He's crazy. Whattya gonna do? He's nuts. I got the nice fagioli in the icebox over here. I'm gonna take a little bit out of the...
Fritzy: And I told him I was gonna make it. I told him I was gonna make it.
Frank: That's gonna be my desert for a, after.
Fritzy: Good.
Frank: I got my Seven and Nine. I got this co, colon cleanser. I took it last night.
Fritzy: Yeah?
Frank: Marone. You see the stuff that comes outta your colon, Freddie. Oh.
Fritzy: Somebody told me about that.
Frank: I look in the fuckin' toilet.
Fritzy: Yeah.
Frank: God almighty. There were strings and [In Italian, excrement]. The black and shit. Oh my God.
Fritzy: How, how often you gonna do that?
Frank: Huh?
Fritzy: Once a week?
Frank: You do it as often as you want.
Fritzy: But once a week should be good.
Frank: It's a, it's a healthy formula. It's two bottles.
Fritzy: Yeah, huh?
Frank: A big bottle, one is a liquid.
Fritzy: Yeah.
Frank: And one is a powder. You put two, uh, one teaspoon of the powder in the wa, in the thing. And then ya, ya put it into the, you put the water and then you put two, two teaspoons of the liquid.
Fritzy: Uh-huh.
Frank: Then you put it in a mix, you gotta mix it, 'cause it turns into a gel.
Fritzy: Yeah.
Frank: And you drink that down. Last night I had it. Mamma mi.
Fritzy: And you shit good, eh?
Frank: It's a good thing I didn't take those pills that go with it. I didn't take the fuckin' pills.
Fritzy: Why not?
Frank: Nah, the fuck, I don't want it. It was just a laxative, like it is. I just took that there, but I went.
Fritzy: Well, try it with the pills next time, maybe you, you push out some more.
Frank: Poison. All poison in the fuckin'...
Fritzy: Jeez, that's great.
Frank: The nurse told me to do this where I went for the high colonic.
Fritzy: Marone.
Frank: She's right. The high colonic, she's takin' 'em, she's, she looks like 90. She's, she's 90, she looks like 50. You should see the shape she's in.
Fritzy: No kiddin'?
Frank: She don't eat no meats, no...
Fritzy: No more. No more. It's all over.
Frank: All health food, she's all good, healthy.
Fritzy: That's what I'm tellin' ya. No more. I'll be eatin'...
Frank: E fagioli and beans, I told you, eat fagioli and... "Fagioli and beans?" she says, "That's very healthy."
Fritzy: Very healthy.
Frank: And, uh, she takes this here, she takes about six high colonics a year. And she takes this here, uh, almost every other day.
Fritzy: Uh-huh.
Frank: And she says, "You gonna see how you feel, your insides."
Fritzy: Yeah.
Frank: "You're gonna feel all bloated when you take it, but the next day when you go to the bathroom," she says.
Fritzy: You're brand new.
Frank: "You're gonna [UI] it takes stuff outta you that you never saw in the toilet." There was fuckin', uh, uh, pieces of cord, like.
Fritzy: No kiddin'?
Frank: Yeah, that fuckin' stuff, it says on there, don't get alarmed if you see strings in there.
Fritzy: That's the worms.
Frank: That's the fuckin' [In Italian, excrement] in there. The shit.
Fritzy: Marone a mi. Really?
Frank: My mouth, there's no smell in my mouth. You know what I mean, that stink?
Fritzy: I gotta go there one day.
Frank: What, the high colonic?
Fritzy: Yeah.
Frank: They'll do ya fuckin' good. You be like a new man.
Fritzy: Well, I, I need somethin'.
Frank: You [UI] flushes you out. Don't mind these guys. Don't even say when you're gonna go.
Fritzy: No, no. They start tellin' ya.
Frank: They talk, they knock this down, they knock. And you should see the people that go there. All healthy fuckin' people. Americans. All the people, like, from television. Movie actors. All healthy people.
Fritzy: You gotta keep quiet when you do things around there. You can't say a fuckin' word.
Frank: They knock it down, "Don't do this, ba-beep, ba-bop." In the meantime...
Fritzy: Meantime, you're dyin'.
Frank: Yeah. They wanna kill ya. He didn't wanna go to sleep this morning, he wanted to go for a ride. What ride? I went home at five o'clock this morning. Ride.
Fritzy: Well, you musta went for a fuckin' ride.
Frank: He wanted to eat. I didn't go, I went home. He dropped me off.
Fritzy: He went for a ride?
Frank: Right. He wants to ride. This fuckin' man is crazy.
Fritzy: Marone.
Frank: He's gonna kill himself. He got those dizzy spells too, he had them.
Fritzy: He got 'em from low blood pressure.
Frank: Yeah, he got every fuckin' thing. He's a sick man, he don't realize it.
Fritzy: He looks it.
Frank: [UI] healthy.
Fritzy: He looks it.
Frank: He thinks he's a very healthy man, he thinks. He [UI] he was drinkin' that fuckin', uh, distilled water. I got the book over here about water. Distilled water, the worst thing to fuckin' drink.
Fritzy: Why?
Frank: Huh?
Fritzy: Why?
Frank: It's in the book here. I got the nutrition book. You know the brown book?
Fritzy: It tells ya, it tells ya the worst water to drink?
Frank: It's no good to drink because there's no nutritions in it.
Fritzy: Well, you don't need nutrition. You just need fluids.
Frank: No, no, no. You gotta have the water, everything is in there.
Fritzy: Yeah?
Frank: There's the water with the nu, all the, the, the nitrates in there and this and that there and the salt and this. That's all to your body. All those things.
Fritzy: Hmm.
Frank: When you drink distilled water it's no good for your whole system.
Fritzy: I'm lookin' at that girl, what's her name? Principal?
Frank: Who?
Fritzy: Principal. What's that, Victoria Principal.
Frank: Yeah?
Fritzy: I got Channel 9 on.
Frank: You'll be strokin' it pretty soon.
Fritzy: I'd like to. I'm looking at her. I didn't know she was so beautiful. Look at her.
Frank: Hah?
Fritzy: I wish it could come up.
Frank: That's a good time, a good sign.
Fritzy: Nah, it ain't up.
Frank: It's a good sign the, the pipe is comin' to life that means.
Fritzy: Nah, not yet.
Frank: Huh?
Fritzy: Not yet. [UI].
Frank: Yeah?
Fritzy: Yeah, look at it. It looks like a little [UI]. Nothin'.
Frank: No kiddin'.
Fritzy: A little nothin' in there. [Italian].
Frank: No kiddin'.
Fritzy: Mamma mi.
Frank: Even that shrunk, huh?
Fritzy: Everything.
Frank: Mamma mi.
Fritzy: It'll come back.
Frank: Huh?
Fritzy: It'll come back.
Frank: I gotta bring ya back to health.
Fritzy: It'll come back.
Frank: I gotta take you for the fuckin' high colonic. You gotta go.
Fritzy: Once I get straightened out, it'll take me a week to get this shit out of my system, number one. I take the test, once I get a clearance on them other things and it ain't that so bad, I hope so, ya know?
Frank: And when I went for my test the guy put the hose up my ass.
Fritzy: Yeah.
Frank: "Geez, marone, you're really cleaned out inside. This thing went through you like so fast."
Fritzy: Yeah, huh?
Frank: I says, "Well, I took a high colonic the day before."
Fritzy: Took another one.
Frank: A high colonic I took. In other words, Monday I went for a high colonic.
Fritzy: Yeah.
Frank: Tuesday I went for that, ah, what Reagan took, the test of my stomach.
Fritzy: Oh.
Frank: Ya understand? So when he put the thing in me there was no shit in there. I was all fuckin' emptied out.
Fritzy: Did he found, did he find the diverticulitis?
Frank: Found the diverticulitis. In the meantime, I've been eatin' fuckin' nuts. I been eat...
Fritzy: Yeah, don't do it. Frankie, Frankie, Frankie, listen to what I tell ya, Frankie.
Frank: Freddie, I watch myself now.
Fritzy: Frankie listen to me.
Frank: What?
Fritzy: You'll wind up with a fuckin' colostomy there with the thing on the side the, the bag.
Frank: Yeah, I know. I just got to take [UI].
Fritzy: So don't be fuckin' smart. Me, I think, "Eh, fuck the pill, I don't like the pill. Fuck the pill." I wound up with this fuckin' thing. I can't get over this.
Frank: Huh?
Fritzy: Enlarged heart. [In Italian, he curses the dead.]