the frank and fritzy show

Fritzy: You understand what I'm...

Frank: When he comes back, go to sleep.

Fritzy: No, no. You understand what I'm...

Frank: Yes, I know. Go to sleep.

Fritzy: Go to sleep?

Frank: Why ain't go to sleep when he comes back? What the fuck, you can't sleep?

Fritzy: In other words...

Frank: Go sit in the house and watch television. He rides around in the car five o'clock in the morning. [UI] he wanted me to go, I went home.

Fritzy: Dracula.

Frank: I'm fuckin' dead. The fuckin', that, that weather, the weather at night, damp and everything. As you get older, you feel it, you know. You know, I'm sleeping with a fuckin' blanket here?

Fritzy: Good thing you're strong.

Frank: I had a blanket! In my fuckin' house.

Fritzy: Good thing you got a salute [Italian for good health], you're strong, that's what I'm saying. I, I was thinking of you. I says, "This guy...he got this, he had that, he had..." I says, "He's, he's healthier than everybody over there." God bless ya, I tell ya.

Frank: Here comes our goumada now.

Fritzy: You better tell...

Frank: My honey just...

Fritzy: See Pasquale? You know what you better tell...

Helen (Frank's gal): [UI] I was gonna go buy food, it's a good thing I didn't. I said, "Lemme go up and..."

Frank: Whattya want, over here she comes.

Helen: Oh, it's hot, put some air conditioning on.

Frank: Get out, I'm freezing in here. Get out. I'll air conditioner you.

Fritzy: I could hear her.

Frank: She wants to put the air conditioner on, it's hot.

Fritzy: Yeah? You say you need a blanket.

Frank: [UI] I'm old! Whattya think? My bones are [UI]. She thinks I'm young.

Fritzy: You're old?

Frank: Yeah, I'm old. The bones, you know. You gotta watch it.

Helen: You're not old. Shut up.

Frank: She gets mad when I say that.

Helen: You're not old.

Frank: I'm gonna die soon. You won't have nobody.

Helen: Don't say that.

Fritzy: Marone, you hear. Don't say that.

Helen: Only the good die young. You ain't dying for a long time.

Fritzy: Ya hear?

Frank: Only the good die young.

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