EPISODE 10

A series of misfortunes vex poor Frank. He's the victim of a clumsy waiter. He's worn out by one of boss Vincent "Chin" Gigante's nocturnal jaunts. His lady is freezing him to death. And, like his pal Fritzy, he's getting old and frail. Not to worry, though. If you believe Frank's goumada, the men's chosen profession should keep them kicking for a long, long time. (5:25)

FRITZY: Federico "Fritzy" Giovanelli
FRANK: Frank "Frankie California" Condo
UI: Unintelligible

Fritzy: What'd you eat last night?

Frank: Last night?

Fritzy: Yeah?

Frank: I had a nice big plate of, uh, [UI] macaroni with a fresh sauce, with basil.

Fritzy: What kind of sauce?

Frank: Fresh. Tomato.

Fritzy: Fresh tomato?

Frank: That's all.

Fritzy: Where'd youse make it?

Frank: And insalata. We went in a restaurant and eat.

Fritzy: Where'd youse go?

Frank: Mike's.

Fritzy: Yeah?

Frank: Yeah. He took me with, me and Helen and him and, uh, his girl.

Fritzy: Uh-huh.

Frank: He went over there and made a fresh sauce. And the waiter spilt it. He spilt two bottles of fuckin'...it went right down my fuckin' ear and in my neck and everything.

Fritzy: Where's that?

Frank: I got up, and the fuckin' dopey waiter was there with the tray of water and the whole thing went on top of my head. It's all over me. A fuckin' waiter you never saw in all your life. He put down a glass, he goes, he lays it down and then he stays there. I says, "Hey, leave it there." What a fuckin' waiter. Marone.

Fritzy: Was he a little gay?

Frank: A nut. He was a nut.

Fritzy: Yeah?

Frank: [UI] probably say he's crazy, this guy. All the fuckin' water, all over my clothes. Good thing it was water, ya know?

Fritzy: The fuckin' macaroni, macaroni, macaroni. Ya know something?

Frank: What?

Fritzy: The doctor told me, "You gotta stay away from starch."

Frank: Yeah, starch is no good for you.

Fritzy: He says, "Ya gotta eat protein." He says, "Ya gotta eat greens."

Frank: Right.

Fritzy: "That's gonna build your muscles and your heart. That's gonna to build all around," he says.

Frank: I got my bananas out there.

Fritzy: He says, "Ya gotta forget about fuckin' starch." Alright?

Frank: I'm gonna have it with my bran flakes.

Fritzy: Alright.

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