the frank and fritzy show

Frank: Yeah.

Fritzy: Later on. Not now. They're training her now, ya know?

Frank: Yeah, you wanna get her back. [UI] think you want her in the field, huh.

Fritzy: In the field? Where? What field?

Frank: Oh, where she's workin'. In the field, she'll be then. Then you don't want her there, huh?

Fritzy: Ah. I don't, I just, I just want her, she's gotta...

Frank: [UI] much.

Fritzy: She's gotta...

Frank: [UI] there. She'll start to look beautiful and then, then, gleamin' again.

Fritzy: Lemme...

Frank: Then you get the guys go, "Hello, how are you..."

Fritzy: She's got a glow already. She's already glow, she looks good already glowin'.

Frank: They got the big eyes over there, ya know?

Fritzy: What big eyes? Big eyes.

Frank: You better watch.

Fritzy: She's a grandmother. What is she gonna?

Frank: I know the grandmother. You never know.

Fritzy: Yeah.

Frank: A little drinkin', a little, a little, uh...

Fritzy: Yeah, well, if they wanna rob her, they could have her. You ever hear that guy, "Take my, take my wife, please," he goes. What's his name, the comedian?

Frank: (Aside to Helen) "They wanna take an old bag, they could have her," he says.

Fritzy: Marone a mi. She's hollerin' already, right? I could hear her, she's knittin' faster.

Frank: Yeah.

Fritzy: Yeah, right? So, I don't know.

Frank: How do you feel? Better?

Fritzy: Nah. Today my head is poundin'.

Frank: Yeah?

Fritzy: Yeah. Yeah, because, I, these workin' guys, they get me aggravated. To give the garbage guys five dollars out there to take ten dollars to give the guy, they got me aggravated, the guy out there. I go outside, I says, "You guys, Christmastime, youse got $25 apiece off me, you low-life rats," I says. "You refuse to take this stuff?" "Well, ba-bup, ba-bup." "You." "Well, talk to the foreman." "Talk to the foreman?" Now...

Frank: What's this, the city? Or the, or is it private?

Fritzy: The city, the city, the city. I says, "You low-life..."

Frank: Did you talk to the foreman?

Fritzy: Yeah, talk to the foreman, I says, "You low-life...

Frank: Whattya...

Fritzy: ...cocksucker." I told 'em...

Frank: When you put the green out, they, they...

Fritzy: I told 'em.

Frank: ...they'll move the house and everything.

Fritzy: I know that. I says and you, you take. But I says, but, but I blame my, my, this jerky Dominick outside. But yeah, I says, "You're another asshole, Dominick. Why don't you just say, 'Fellas, here, here's a coupla bucks. Take this stuff.' That's all you gotta say. You low-life, no-good cocksucker." What I didn't call him. Ya know?

Frank: What'd they say?

Fritzy: No, I'm talkin' about, uh, my guy, uh, this guy Dominick, [Italian] oogatz, that he was.

Frank: He didn't have to tell the guy. Just say, "Here, here's $20. Get rid of all this here."

Fritzy: They woulda been more than happy.

Frank: Ya know?

Fritzy: I do it all time. They took, they took old, old whattyacallits on me. They took, uh, old tubs, uh.

Frank: Mmm.

Fritzy: Uh, marone what they took for ten dollars. This guy's out there tryin' to beg, [In Italian, misers] when I tell ya, when ya got [In Italian, misers] around ya.

Frank: And he wind up takin' away for nothin'?

Fritzy: He was, he was out there, this guy and he's, he wanted them to do it for nothin'. Ya know? So, meantime.

Frank: That's why they say, "Tell the foreman."

Fritzy: Yeah, tell the foreman.

Frank: Soon as you put the green out...

Fritzy: I know.

Frank: "Don't tell the foreman we're takin' it."

Fritzy: I know, I know.

Frank: Alright, Freddie?

Fritzy: Eh, I'm doin' it all my life, Frankie.

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