the frank and fritzy show

Fritzy: [In Italian, St. John] is callin'.

Frank: Who?

Fritzy: St. John's is callin'.

Frank: He called you again?

Fritzy: No, ho-ho.

Frank: You didn't get the buzz, huh?

Fritzy: No, no, no.

Frank: You better be careful. You get the buzz again, you get that ring.

Fritzy: I get that buzz, I'm stoppin' short. I'm just stoppin'. You'll see me stop short and say "What's wrong?" "I just got a ring."

Frank: You've been makin' your little fish.

Fritzy: Ya know, the kid Carmine just bought me, uh, from the market.

Frank: Uh-huh.

Fritzy: From his, uh, son-in-law, he brought me all red snappers.

Frank: That's nice.

Fritzy: They, they're beautiful, beautiful, real beautiful.

Frank: Good, I'm glad.

Fritzy: So, I'm gonna cook one tonight.

Frank: That's...

Fritzy: [Italian] just dry broiled, that's all. A little vegetable insalate.

Frank: Right.

Fritzy: That's all. Whattya doin'?

Frank: Nothin', I'm sittin' here with Helen. She's knittin'.

Fritzy: Yeah?

Frank: Yeah, she came, made my breakfast for me, she makes my breakfast.

Fritzy: Aww. How nice she takes care of you.

Frank: Oh, yeah.

Fritzy: Meantime, [In Italian, the bag of money] must be gettin' bigger for her. You must be paddin' it up.

Frank: The what?

Fritzy: [In Italian, the bag of money] she picks up every week. Marone, you musta added extra, you add more and more, no?

Frank: She don't look for no money.

Fritzy: Nah, I didn't say lookin' for money. You gotta take care of her. Whattya mean she don't look for money?

Frank: She don't look for money.

Fritzy: You don't take of her?

Frank: Oh, yeah. But she...

Fritzy: So?

Frank: She's not, she's not very greedy person.

Fritzy: No. Neither is my wife.

Frank: She's very...

Fritzy: So, meantime, meantime, it costs me, my wife goes to work, makes a hundred. It costs me three hundred to send her.

Frank: Three hundred to send her? Why?

Fritzy: Eh. Why? You'll find out why.

Frank: Why?

Fritzy: A hun, she got paid a hundred dollars last week.

Frank: Yeah?

Fritzy: It costs, if I tell ya what it costs me to get her off goin', back and forth, forget it, it's a joke. Ya know?

Frank: She goes with a private car?

Fritzy: She goes with her own car. She parks in the parking lot.

Frank: She made a hundred dollars, so she...

Fritzy: She made a hundred dollars.

Frank: She parks in a parking lot, there's money there. And then, the...

Fritzy: The lunch. What about the lunches every day?

Frank: And lunches every day.

Fritzy: And the train, back and forth from, uh, from the parking lot she takes the train for three min, five minutes.

Frank: And then she takes the train from...

Fritzy: That's two dollars.

Frank: Uh-huh.

Fritzy: Uh, $15 a week, that's 17. The lunch is five dollars a day, another 30.

Frank: Uh-huh.

Fritzy: She made a hundred dollars last week.

Frank: That's all?

Fritzy: That's all.

Frank: I thought she'd a make big money.

Fritzy: Later on.

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