the frank and fritzy show

EPISODE 35

Frank's upset that his ailing pal Fritzy, who's dying for a taste of the good life, eats a hot pepper that he fished out of the trash. Speaking of garbage, Fritzy has a run-in with some city sanitation workers, and it looks like the crew working Middle Village won't be getting that Christmas bonus from the Giovanellis. (6:37)

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FRITZY: Federico "Fritzy Giovanelli
FRANK: Frank "Frankie California" Condo
UI: Unintelligible

Fritzy: Hello?

Frank: Where you been, you? You've been out, huh? Every day.

Fritzy: I'm out every day. I'm here, where am I?

Frank: You're there. Where were you last night? Then, in, in the afternoon I called you.

Fritzy: You called me in the afternoon?

Frank: And you wanted to eat hot peppers, too, huh? I, I got all the information.

Fritzy: Who told you?

Frank: Who told me?

Fritzy: Who told you I ate hot peppers?

Frank: You wanted to eat them.

Fritzy: I ate one of 'em.

Frank: Yeah?

Fritzy: Yeah. Bothered me, bothered me, too.

Frank: You know you're sick in the head, I gotta tell ya, to eat...

Fritzy: Yeah, right.

Frank: Soon as you start to feel a little better you go right back to the same shit.

Fritzy: Yeah, right. I was lookin' for you last night. Where were ya?

Frank: I came there. I missed ya, I saw Bobby.

Fritzy: Yeah. I was lookin' for ya...

Frank: I missed ya.

Fritzy: I says, "Where is he?" They went and called you. There was no answer, no nothing. You weren't home.

Frank: I just came there, I was on my way there.

Fritzy: Yeah. I says, "I wanna see my man California."

Frank: I missed you.

Fritzy: Well, I was...

Frank: I was at there about ten to ten.

Fritzy: Yeah, I was feelin' a little, ya know, tired. I says, "Let me go." I was goin', I went, I went right to bed.

Frank: You went out yesterday, you wanted, she got your hot peppers, threw them in the garbage. You went in the garbage and took 'em out.

Fritzy: Yeah, yeah. She told you the story?

Frank: Yep.

Fritzy: I found them in the fuckin' pail.

Frank: Are you crazy?

Fritzy: No, I gave 'em to Carmine. I says, "Why'd ya throw them out?" I gave 'em, there was a whole bushel full. They're fresh.

Frank: Why do ya want to eat hot peppers for?

Fritzy: I pulled, well, I pulled out three or four.

Frank: For what?

Fritzy: Why?

Frank: Are you crazy?

Fritzy: They give you high blood pressure?

Frank: Hot. That's no good for you. You're on medication. You were takin' tests. Whattya gotta take hot peppers for?

Fritzy: I [UI].

Frank: But Freddie, you can't have no more [UI].

Fritzy: You're right, you're right, pal.

Frank: You gotta make up your mind now. "This is what I'm gonna do."

Fritzy: You're right.

Frank: If you're gonna go in the other direction...

Fritzy: No.

Frank: Then it's the end. That's all.

Fritzy: I know.

Frank: That's the end.

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