the frank and fritzy show

Frank: Listen.

Fritzy: What?

Frank: You sending him a flower?

Fritzy: Yeah.

Frank: Why don't you send one for me too, huh?

Fritzy: Yeah?

Frank: That would be nice.

Fritzy: That would be nice?

Frank: Yeah, you...'cause I got no flower guy. I called the guy...

Fritzy: You got a flower guy. What happened to your flower guy?

Frank: He don't deliver to the Bronx.

Fritzy: My flower guy sends, uh, flowers with birds.

Frank: I know it.

Fritzy: And you keep robbing my birds. Alright, I'll take care of it tomorrow.

Frank: "Helen and Frankie."

Fritzy: "Helen and Frankie." Okay. How much you wanna spend?

Frank: About six hundred.

Fritzy: Don't give me that fuck, how much you wanna spend?

Frank: [UI]

Fritzy: [In Italian, says $100.]

Frank: Two hundred, like that, you know?

Fritzy: You want...yeah?

Frank: A hundred and fifty.

Fritzy: A hundred fifty, alright, a hundred fifty's enough.

Frank: Don't make it look better than yours, I know that.

Fritzy: I'll keep it the same. Alright...two $150 flowers.

Frank: That what you sent, that what they cost you?

Fritzy: No. The one I sent you cost me three hundred.

Frank: No kiddin'?

Fritzy: Sure, the one with the birds.

Frank: That's beautiful, huh?

Fritzy: Sure, what's the matter with you?

Frank: Right.

Fritzy: He ain't getting, this guy ain't getting no $300 flower.

Frank: No.

Fritzy: [UI] I think we go for a hundred apiece.

Frank: You're fuckin' funny.

Fritzy: [UI]

Frank: We give our money like there's, uh, no tomorrow.

Fritzy: I'm only kiddin' you, right away, you get, uh, touchy. Right?

Frank: Now listen, I'm gonna be up there probably about five o'clock...

Fritzy: I don't know if I'll be there, I may be gone. I'll try to stay because it's Friday.

Frank: Yeah.

Fritzy: I got a tough situation.

Frank: Alright, Freddie.

Fritzy: So long. Okay.

Frank: Thank you, Freddie.

Fritzy: Bye-bye. I love you. Take care.

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