the frank and fritzy show

Frank: He had some weather. They come back with some tans.

Fritzy: Eighty-three degrees.

Helen: Right now it's lightning down there.

Frank: She says, "Right, it's raining." It's, the crepe hanger's tryin' to change my mind here.

Fritzy: Don't listen to her.

Frank: I know, I know her like a book. She's tellin' me it's rainin'. She don't want me to go.

Helen: Frank, you wanna go down there [UI] brother's [UI]

Frank: My brother's? My friend has got a chateau down there.

Fritzy: That's right. A big one.

Frank: Me and Fritzy is goin', that's right. We need the sun on our bones.

Fritzy: You wanna go?

Frank: With Rosie? Fuck am I gonna do with Rosie?

Fritzy: Who's Rosie?

Frank: My brother's condominium in, in Pompano.

Fritzy: Forget about it.

Frank: My friend has got a big mansion down on the, uh...

Fritzy: You better believe it.

Frank: [UI] Island.

Fritzy: Yeah, I got, I got my goombata's house I could use too over there. I got one of the, uh, Saint Maartens, I got the house over there

Frank: Ya hear her, "So go. It's raining." She...

Fritzy: So go. It's okay.

Frank: She was away for ten days, now she don't want me to go, huh?

Fritzy: Imagine this. How nice.

Frank: [UI] see it. [UI] that's what it is.

Fritzy: Imagine that.

Frank: You don't want me to go?

Helen: I don't care.

Fritzy: She said she don't care.

Frank: Whattya mean you don't care. She should care that you do go to get better.

Frank: Sure you don't want me to go?

Helen: [UI]

Fritzy: She wants you to stay here and die.

Frank: You wanted to come with me? Yeah, oh yeah.

Helen: [UI]

Frank: Hmm.

Fritzy: Well you, but, see how they deprive you?

Frank: Huh?

Fritzy: See how you're deprived.

Frank: I know, I know all about it.

Fritzy: Alright.

Frank: The women, they wanna bury ya.

Fritzy: Did you see the, did you see that comedy there, "Bizarre"?

Frank: No.

Fritzy: You ever watch "Bizarre?"

Frank: Un-huh.

Fritzy: John Byner. He's a comedian.

Frank: Yeah?

Fritzy: So there's a tombstone, ya hear? So he goes over, then, ya ever see them, uh, pulleys where ya pull and the voice speaks back to ya like a doll?

Frank: Yeah.

Fritzy: And says, "I love you," and all that there, you pull the cord? Well, he's got a cord on the tombstone, he pulls it and his wife's voice speaks back, "Oh honey, I'm so happy you came to visit me. I'm so happy, honey." "Oh," he says, "boy, they really duplicated your voice so nice in this stone, this new stone." And he pulls the cord again, "Oh, I'm so happy. I'm so comfortable. I love you, I love youse all, I." Then, all of a sudden, like, the recording repeats, ya know. All of a sudden, another woman comes, and she come to visit the stone. So she yells, "Okay. I hope you're satisfied," she's yellin' down at the stone. "Oh, honey, it's so cold down here. Why did you put me down here? It's so cold." Ya know? So the guy's goin', "My God," he says, "Boy, you got a hell of a stone there." You know [UI] says, "Yeah, this son of a gun went out with every woman, Tom, Dick, and Harry, he went all over, he was a cheater for so many years and this and that." "Oh, my God." So he starts callin', he starts hollerin' back to 'em, "You dirty bum."

Frank: [UI]

Fritzy: What?

Frank: No, I'm tellin' Helen, ya tell me about...

Fritzy: "You dirty bum. You should be ashamed of yourself." He's goin' back with the woman, the same thing, he says, "Where did you buy your stone?" In other words, with the pulley. She says, "Oh, I didn't buy, this ain't no..." "Well, who's, who's talkin' back?" She says, "I buried him alive," she says. Alright? "I buried him alive."

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