the frank and fritzy show

Frank: You saw him?

Fritzy: He says...

Frank: No, no, go the other way, huh?

Fritzy: C'mere, no, he's...

Frank: [UI]

Fritzy: He had a, no he didn't call, he just laughed, he says, "I told you to watch out for the fuckin' knife. Watch out." And the fuckin' truth, she had a funny look on her fuckin' face the other day. I'm laying down, I says, and she's looking at my fuckin' back, ya know?

Frank: Not gonna share you with nobody.

Fritzy: I says, "This bastard's gonna fuckin' stab me." I says the fuckin' words of [UI] Dom are gonna come true. I look at Dom, I says, "Dom, forget about it." Alright? [In Italian, "This one here, what she's doing to me."]

Frank: Uh-huh.

Fritzy: I got my own troubles with my mother, Frankie.

Frank: How is she by the way?

Fritzy: Ah, ya know, she's alright but she, she's, ya know, she's mixed up with this doctor. I gotta go myself with her.

Frank: Your father done it to her.

Fritzy: What?

Frank: Your father done it to her.

Fritzy: My father?

Frank: Yeah.

Fritzy: No.

Frank: Don't you know when the mate dies that's what happens.

Fritzy: Yeah?

Frank: In the paper here, in the Post.

Fritzy: I know that.

Frank: When the loved one dies, the other one deteriorates, the mind starts to go.

Fritzy: That's true.

Frank: It's in the paper, in the news...

Fritzy: I wonder what she's gonna do, I wonder what my wife is gonna do when I die.

Frank: Huh?

Fritzy: Do you think she's gonna deteriorate, or she gonna go tap dancin' every fuckin' night? How's your aunt? Hey. Hello?

Frank: Yes.

Fritzy: What's your aunt's name again?

Frank: What aunt?

Fritzy: The aunt who buried the real, uh what's his name?

Frank: Aunt Frances.

Fritzy: Frances.

Frank: Uncle Archie.

Fritzy: What's she do? She took a piss [In Italian, "I am gonna piss on his face."].

Frank: Uncle Archie.

Fritzy: Uncle Ar..., poor Uncle Archie.

Frank: Yeah, but she loved him so.

Fritzy: Did, did she...let me ask you somethin'.

Frank: They were happy together.

Fritzy: Okay, but did she fold up because Archie died?

Frank: No, she worked and worked and worked and worked.

Fritzy: Okay.

Frank: Yeah, but her mind is gone.

Fritzy: But you see Carol? Forget about it, she's gonna tap dance everyday.

Frank: My aunt [UI] she's a little senile, she's senile.

Fritzy: [In Italian, "These stupid asses."] fuck 'em. That's why I'm doin' it now, fuck it. What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do?

Frank: You're laughin', huh?

Fritzy: Pal, Frankie, if I don't forget about it, I'll go fuckin', I'll go crazy.

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