the frank and fritzy show

Fritzy: You don't care, you don't care.

Angelo: [UI] wanna [UI] get him laid. In, in the house I seen him the other day, I heard noise like on the rug, like, ya know, they rub their ass and their balls on the...

Fritzy: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Angelo: ...how they jerk off.

Fritzy: Yeah.

Angelo: I gave 'em a fuckin' sock. He went like this, "Rrrrr."

Fritzy: Yeah, huh?

Angelo: [UI]

Fritzy: Oh. Marone a mi.

Angelo: It was funny, Freddie. When you come, you'll see him. He's a beautiful dog.

Fritzy: Yeah, I guess so. I guess so.

Angelo: [UI] I'll make the girl bring...

Fritzy: How's Marie?

Angelo: Marie is fine.

Fritzy: Give her my love. Tell her I was askin' for her.

Angelo: I will. I always do. She asked for you about two weeks ago.

Fritzy: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Angelo: How's everything with you? Carol, everything?

Fritzy: Yeah. Fine.

Angelo: Yeah.

Fritzy: A little better, ya know.

Angelo: Good, good.

Fritzy: Hey.

Angelo: Well, ya gotta, ya know.

Fritzy: A coupla humps, everything's alright. You know how it is.

Angelo: Oh, yeah.

Fritzy: They cool right off. As soon as ya, ya, you give 'em a little hug and a kiss.

Angelo: Well, they want that affection.

Fritzy: Yeah, alright. But if they want...

Angelo: You know what I...

Fritzy: How can you give them, uh, love and affection if they fuckin' wanna kill ya and stab ya for, for, for four weeks? Then finally they put the knife down. Then you get near them.

Angelo: Vincent is no angel, too. He was just talkin' to his wife for two weeks.

Fritzy: Yeah. Ah, well.

Angelo: "Hey," he says, "I only threw her down one flight."

Fritzy: Oh. Is that what...

Angelo: He says, "Two flights..."

Fritzy: Marone. He threw her down one flight.

Angelo: No, he says it was about four, five steps. The first landing.

Fritzy: Marone. So two weeks he wasn't talkin' to her.

Angelo: Two weeks he wasn't. She wanted to stab him. I says [UI]

Fritzy: That's right, that's right. Remember [In Italian, dear departed soul] Fat Dom? Remember the time I bought the things, the, uh, the shields?

Angelo: Right.

Fritzy: And Frankie says, "Ooh, I'll put 'em up the house and all that." Remember? I says, "You know, I used to wear these things when I used to go to bed at night." I used to tell Frankie. "Yeah?" "Sure. Carol was dangerous then." That was when my old girlfriend, Mary. I wish I had them back, them fuckin' shields. I'll put them on, right?

Angelo: Oh, God.

Fritzy: Eh?

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