the frank and fritzy show

EPISODE 33

Fritzy's gift of a pooch to the family of Genovese associate Angelo D'Acunto sparks a discussion of women and dogs. They both bring beauty and joy into the world. And if they're mad, a little bit of lovin' always manages to tame them. But since any self-respecting wiseguy would never throw Spot down a flight of stairs, the canine likely takes precedent over the feline. (2:58)

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FRITZY: Federico "Fritzy" Giovanelli
ANGELO: Angelo D'Acunto
UI: Unintelligible

Fritzy: How's the dog?

Angelo: The dog, I told Stevie to tell ya, the family loves 'em. I seen the kids the other day, the little baby and everything. And I say, "How's the dog?"

Fritzy: Yeah?

Angelo: Nobody, the baby feeds it, an infant eight months old...

Fritzy: Yeah, they could...

Angelo: Forget about it.

Fritzy: Ya know somethin'? I brought that dog here 'cause I would grab the snout, ya know?

Angelo: The mannerism, everything. Exactly what you said...

Fritzy: What'd I tell ya?

Angelo: ...came true. Forget about it...

Fritzy: What'd I tell ya?

Angelo: ...so happy. She says, "Thank you so much..."

Fritzy: I says, "That dog is such a beautiful dog."

Angelo: Freddie, you wanna know the gospel truth?

Fritzy: What?

Angelo: I told Angelo, the kid that works up there. His name is Angelo, too.

Fritzy: Yeah.

Angelo: I says, "Ang, if your mother don't want 'em..."

Fritzy: Yeah.

Angelo: "...we're gonna keep him."

Fritzy: Yeah.

Angelo: "We'll work somethin' out. We'll find out somethin'. If I gotta keep him in the pizza joint, someplace."

Fritzy: Right.

Angelo: Or even, ya know, because we couldn't the pit, the bull with him together.

Fritzy: Yeah. Right, right.

Angelo: ...the bull. Because the bulldog is a jealous bastard.

Fritzy: Right.

Angelo: He's a real slob, too.

Fritzy: Uh-huh. Yeah, huh?

Angelo: Ooo-uh. He lays farts and everything.

Fritzy: No kiddin'?

Angelo: Clin East, Clin, Clint Eastwood. He wants to jerk off all day.

Fritzy: He's a [In Italian, a pig.] He's a...

Angelo: Yeah. Yeah. He looks at you with them big fuckin' eyes, [UI] his tongue is hangin' out. So I says, "Arnie, go and get 'em a fuckin' dog and get him laid."

Fritzy: Yeah.

Angelo: What the fuck are we? Fucks?

Fritzy: Well, once he tastes it, he, he's gonna jump fences on ya.

Angelo: Forget about it.

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