Fritzy: Ah, they're hurtin me, ya know. If I want to stay in and enjoy myself with her, I can't even do it.

Zookie: Yeah.

Fritzy: 'Cause she's like, if I, "Well, come on let's go, let's do this, let's do that..." Alright, she's got that attitude.

Zookie: Yeah.

Fritzy: And she goes another way and I get, fuck it. Fuck it. Ya know?

Zookie: You get disgusted and...

Fritzy: Yeah, but, ya know.

Zookie: I know.

Fritzy: Fuckin' things.

Zookie: I know.

Fritzy: Ah, I don't know. I wished...

Zookie: What did you wind up eating? Anybody with you?

Fritzy: I ate. I made, I made, I stuffed some mushrooms today. I made somethin', forget it, I got recipes in my sleep, forget about it.

Zookie: Yeah?

Fritzy: Yeah. I took pork.

Zookie: Yeah.

Fritzy: Alright. And I mixed it with breadcrumbs and I took, uh, uh, pate, uh, a liver pate...

Zookie: Whattya mean, like pork? Chopped-up pork?

Fritzy: Yeah, ground pork.

Zookie: Like the sausage pork.

Fritzy: Yeah.

Zookie: Yeah.

Fritzy: Only it was chopped very thick, ya know, like, uh, and I mixed it with some breadcrumbs and I took some scallion and I took some, uh, bacon. Real good bacon. I chopped it up and I sautéed it and I, and I mixed it together and I took the mushroom stems, I sautéed them in and I turned around and mixed it up with the fresh meat, ya know?

Zookie: Yeah.

Fritzy: Then I, with the egg and different seasonings I put in. And then I made all the mushrooms. Now meantime I made a whole load, I made two big boxes.

Zookie: Yeah.

Fritzy: And I baked them and they were done. Half hour they were out.

Zookie: Un-huh.

Fritzy: Meantime, I had a lot of, uh, mix leftover. So I added some more, uh, pork and fixed it up. Some cheese on there, I put cheese in there, too, ya know?

Zookie: What, like a frittata?

Fritzy: Yeah. And I made like a frittata. I made meatballs. And I made all the leftover frittatas, I made.

Zookie: Oh, that sounds good.

Fritzy: And, I, we were eatin' a few this morning when I cooked. Everything was fine. I was gonna go by, to my mother-in-law's. Don't forget, six weeks I don't talk to her. Finally, this past week, she says, "You wanna come to my mother-in-law, my mother?" "Alright." Then this and that. Everything started to come and go along a little better.

Zookie: Yeah.

Fritzy: This fuckin' thing had to happen to me.

Zookie: Oh my God, Fritzy.

Fritzy: So I bought the turkey, I bought the ham. I said, bring your [UI]. I bought the cakes. I bought everything under the sun, I bought. Alright? And she was, we, my mother-in-law was bakin' this and doin' that, and, this fuckin' thing, this. Ah, so when she come in, she told me, I ate about eight of them meatballs right away. Ya know it, so fuckin'...

Zookie: I don't mean to laugh, Fritzy.

Fritzy: I know, I know.

Zookie: The nerves.

Fritzy: I know, I know.

Zookie: Oh my God.

Fritzy: So when you says to me I didn't eat, don't worry about it. I ate all fuckin' day here.

Zookie: All aggravation.

Fritzy: Yeah. So if I woulda went there, I'd a been tearin' at that turkey.

Zookie: [UI] Fritzy.

Fritzy: What?

Zookie: You shoulda went anyway.

Fritzy: No, no, no. I woulda had a, ya know.

Zookie: You show no guilt if you woulda went.

Fritzy: No guilt?

Zookie: Ya know what I mean?

Fritzy: Ya know what I told her?

Zookie: What.

Fritzy: I says, because she got very insulted because of Meade, botherin', talkin' with her and knowin' her and doing that. And she says, "Even my goombata, 30 years, he calls this house and calls me Gail. Ya know, that's a fuckin' hurt, ya know."

Zookie: Yeah.

Fritzy: So I says, "Look, he's trying to get her a job," I says.

Zookie: Yeah.

Fritzy: I wanna get her out of my fuckin' hair.

Zookie: Yeah.

Fritzy: That's what I says. What could I say? I'm dead. I'm dead every fuckin which way.

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