Zookie: Very good.

Fritzy: You name it, you name it. They...

Zookie: I'll be happy to give him some business.

Fritzy: Hey, well, you know, anything [UI] from, lemme tell you somethin'. Let me tell you what [UI] who they insure. Donald Trump.

Zookie: Marone.

Fritzy: Uh, George Steinbrenner, with, the, the Yankee Stadium.

Zookie: Very good.

Fritzy: So my goombata Meade, as, as fuckin' senile as he is, then he calls me up and calls my girlfriend Gail, the cocksucker. But you know, you know, my friend, you know the guy on the, where I go?

Zookie: Yeah.

Fritzy: His brother Mario called his wife.

Zookie: Oh my God.

Fritzy: Yeah. Could, imagine if it was us.

Zookie: Oh my God.

Fritzy: Huh? Imagine one of us done it. Woulda been banished to fuckin' Africa.

Zookie: Whattya mean he called his wife?

Fritzy: He called his wife his girlfriend.

Zookie: Oh my God.

Fritzy: [UI] this is a cou, few years ago.

Zookie: Oh, Jesus Christ.

Fritzy: What a fuckin' war. Imagine if it was one of us.

Zookie: Forget about it.

Fritzy: It was his brother. Good fuckin' thing it was his brother.

Zookie: Oh my God.

Fritzy: Imagine, imagine me or you. "Hello, so and so." Oogatz! Marone.

Zookie: Yeah.

Fritzy: Oh my God.

Zookie: Yeah.

Fritzy: So it just goes to show you. The guy, ya know.

Zookie: You make a slip, you know.

Fritzy: I know.

Zookie: I'll tell ya the God's honest truth, Fritzy. I'm very careful about that.

Fritzy: Ain't that fuckin' terrible? Yeah, but ya know...

Zookie: Ya know, especially...

Fritzy: There ya go, you call [UI]. You're sleepin' one morning and you slip and you call the other one's name.

Zookie: Oh my God.

Fritzy: Huh.

Zookie: That's a horror.

Fritzy: Alright? [UI] he'll go to work on you, you won't fuckin believe. You...

Zookie: It's like I'm sleepin' in bed, you know what I mean, Fritzy?

Fritzy: [UI]

Zookie: And bang, my bedroom is the same like my friend's bedroom.

Fritzy: Yeah.

Zookie: So I jump up out of my sleep, I grab my clothes and my wife says, "What's the matter?"

Fritzy: Yeah.

Zookie: And I answer.

Fritzy: Yeah.

Zookie: "Don't you see the time, you son of a bitch, is daybreak..."

Fritzy: Yeah.

Zookie: "...you makin' me."

Fritzy: Yeah, yeah.

Zookie: And my wife goes, "Where do you think you are?"

Fritzy: Yeah, she's smart, huh? She's smart.

Zookie: I says, "I'm havin' a dream, ya jerk."

Fritzy: She's smart. Well, you could get out of it that way.

Zookie: Well, that's how I say, I answered. "I'm having a dream, ya jerk."

Fritzy: Yeah, meantime...

Zookie: "I don't know what happened."

Fritzy: Ah, I had a lot of fuckin'...

Zookie: Yeah, you thought you were someplace else, huh?

Fritzy: I wish right now, I wish I was someplace else. But tell me, we gotta go out. I told Joey, me, you, uh, the three of us, fuck anybody else.

Zookie: Anytime.

Fritzy: Yeah?

Zookie: Anytime.

Fritzy: He says...

Zookie: Happy to be with you.

Fritzy: That's all. We'll go out nice and quiet.

Zookie: I'll be happy to be with you.

Fritzy: We go and eat. Nice and quiet. This way, nobody, no wives, no nothin'. Ya see, right now, my wife is under a lotta, ya know.

Zookie: Yeah.

Fritzy: They fuckin' went to work on her.

Zookie: I know. Well, those things hurt, ya know.

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