the frank and fritzy show

EPISODE 16

Frank's mother has died and Fritzy consoles his pal as only he can. First, he complains that his own mom is driving him crazy. He follows with the obligatory rant about the missus. Then the guys laugh about the kooky antics of Genovese boss Vincent "Chin" Gigante, who's been noshing with "The Bloomer" at the Carnegie Deli. Oh, and we don't know if those nuns still hustle the West Side piers. (7:43)

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FRITZY: Federico "Fritzy" Giovanelli
FRANK: Frank "Frankie California" Condo
UI: Unintelligible

Frank: Hello?

Fritzy: Mr. Frank.

Frank: Yeah.

Fritzy: How are ya, Mr. Frank? How do you feel?

Frank: Huh?

Fritzy: How do you feel?

Frank: Alright.

Fritzy: I woke you up?

Frank: I was sleepin'.

Fritzy: Two o'clock in the afternoon.

Frank: I went to bed this mornin', 5:30.

Fritzy: The, the vampire had you out?

Frank: Yeah.

Fritzy: Marone a mi.

Frank: Uh-huh.

Fritzy: Well, what time ya...

Frank: I'll sleep a couple of hours. Tired.

Fritzy: I'll hang up, I won't bother you.

Frank: How you doin'?

Fritzy: I figured I'd call ya up, see how you're feeling, you know, ya, ya, you know, I didn't talk to you since, uh, I last saw ya, you know?

Frank: How do you feel?

Fritzy: I'm alright, my mother, you know, she's, ah, fuckin' headaches.

Frank: What's the matter?

Fritzy: Ah, she's up and down. She's, you know, if I, if I leave her alone she's very confused, ya know? She talks, but when she comes to doin' things, she's very confused. She gets mis, dis, you know, disoriented so I, you gotta put her back on the track. So somebody's gotta be there. I'm fuckin' goin' crazy. Back, forth, back, forth, forth, back. I, I says, "Ma, [Italian]?"

Frank: Uh-huh.

Fritzy: But, uh, how you feel?

Frank: Alright, Freddie.

Fritzy: Alright, I don't, you know, just felt bad for ya, you know what I mean?

Frank: Whattya gonna do?

Fritzy: I know, I know. Whattya gonna do? Eh, now, now all little memories start racing through your head.

Frank: It's all over now.

Fritzy: I know.

Frank: Uh-huh.

Fritzy: I know. [Italian], ya know?

Frank: Uh-huh.

Fritzy: They say, "They broke the chain." Boom. You know that?

Frank: Yeah.

Fritzy: The chain, that's how the fuckin' chain breaks.

Frank: [UI] wife, everybody alright?

Fritzy: My, eh, you know, my wife, eh. Ah, healthwise, they're fine.

Frank: She botherin' ya?

Fritzy: Oh yeah. Forget about it, Frankie.

Frank: She still the same?

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