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Fritzy, carefully discussing business over the telephone, wants Frank to play messenger. But Frank has bad memories of "the guy that likes to go sailing." So Fritzy calls the whole thing off. You figure it out. (2:16)

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FRITZY: Federico "Fritzy" Giovanelli
FRANK: Frank "Frankie California" Condo
UI: Unintelligible


FRANK: What could I do for you, anything?

FRITZY: No, I'm fine thanks. Yeah, you know something?

FRANK: What?

FRITZY: You know that guy that likes to go sailing?

FRANK: Guy that likes to go sailing?

FRITZY: Yeah.

FRANK: Yeah.

FRITZY: Alright. Ya know, he, he thought maybe that, ya know, like aah, I could pop in on him. Tell him that, uh, ya know, that um, ya know, I'm not feelin' well, you know what I mean?

FRANK: Uh-huh.

FRITZY: Alright?

FRANK: The guy that goes sailing?

FRITZY: You know who I'm talkin' about.

FRANK: I'm trying to think. Oh, yeah, yeah.

FRITZY: The guy, he don't come to the club much anymore.

FRANK: I know.

FRITZY: You know who I'm talking about?

FRANK: Yeah, he likes to go sailin', yeah.

FRITZY: You know what I mean?

FRANK: But of all guys, you wanna go see him?

FRITZY: Yeah, because I got something with him. You understand?

FRANK: Yeah.

FRITZY: So, he, he says, 'Geez, come down Monday, next Monday.' You know, I, I...so do me a, do me a favor, alright?

FRANK: What do ya want me to tell him?

FRITZY: Just tell him, say, 'Listen, he's got his friend there, Vito. Anything, you know, anything that's got anything to do, tell him. Unless it's very, very urgent, then get a hold of the other guy.' You know what I mean?

FRANK: Yeah.

FRITZY: Then get a hold of Bald. You know what I mean?

FRANK: Alright.

FRITZY: Alright? But if it's nothing with nothing, just that he wants [UI]... say, you know, I got my little few problems, my mother's not well and everything, you know what I mean?

FRANK: [UI]

FRITZY: What?

FRANK: In other words, see Dom?

FRITZY: No, no, no, no, no, if it's anything, you know, important. I know what he want. Bullshit about little nothings over here, you know what I mean?

FRANK: Yeah.

FRITZY: You understand? If it's happened, then it's a different story. Alright?

FRANK: You want me to see him? Better I don't go see this guy, let me stay away from him, huh? This guy's a nut, you know.

FRITZY: Alright, alright, okay. Forget about it, I'll do it a different way.

FRANK: Last time I went to see him, forget about it, there was a rumble.

FRITZY: Yeah?

FRANK: He gave the message too.

FRITZY: Yeah, huh.

FRANK: And they knew it.

FRITZY: Yeah, huh.

FRANK: Marone. He says he didn't give me that message.

FRITZY: Yeah, huh?

FRANK: He turns it around, you know, his way.

FRITZY: Alright.

FRANK: He's a funny guy.

FRITZY: Don't do nothing. Don't even say nothing. Don't do nothing.

FRANK: Alright.

FRITZY: You know how not to say nothing either?

FRANK: Huh?

FRITZY: You know how not to even say nothing?

FRANK: What?

FRITZY: Don't even tell then that I gave you any kind of message to do it and that I canceled it.

FRANK: Yeah.

FRITZY: Just drop it.

FRANK: Yeah, I ain't gonna say nothin'.

FRITZY: [UI]

FRANK: Forgotten about.

FRITZY: Just forget about it, I'll do it my way. I'll get a message to him my way.

FRANK: It's dead here.

FRITZY: Okay.

FRITZY: What?

FRANK: In other words, see Dom?

FRITZY: No, no, no, no, no, if it's anything, you know, important. I know what he want. Bullshit about little nothings over here, you know what I mean?

FRANK: Yeah.

FRITZY: You understand? If it's happened, then it's a different story. Alright?

FRANK: You want me to see him? Better I don't go see this guy, let me stay away from him, huh? This guy's a nut, you know.

FRITZY: Alright, alright, okay. Forget about it, I'll do it a different way.

FRANK: Last time I went to see him, forget about it, there was a rumble.

FRITZY: Yeah?

FRANK: He gave the message too.

FRITZY: Yeah, huh.

FRANK: And they knew it.

FRITZY: Yeah, huh.

FRANK: Marone. He says he didn't give me that message.

FRITZY: Yeah, huh?

FRANK: He turns it around, you know, his way.

FRITZY: Alright.

FRANK: He's a funny guy.

FRITZY: Don't do nothing. Don't even say nothing. Don't do nothing.

FRANK: Alright.

FRITZY: You know how not to say nothing either?

FRANK: Huh?

FRITZY: You know how not to even say nothing?

FRANK: What?

FRITZY: Don't even tell then that I gave you any kind of message to do it and that I canceled it.

FRANK: Yeah.

FRITZY: Just drop it.

FRANK: Yeah, I ain't gonna say nothin'.

FRITZY: [UI]

FRANK: Forgotten about.

FRITZY: Just forget about it, I'll do it my way. I'll get a message to him my way.

FRANK: It's dead here.

FRITZY: Okay.