the frank and fritzy show

FRITZY: Yeah, I gotta stay like a fuckin' dog in the fuckin' house.

FRANK: You're goin' out to get the...

FRITZY: Yeah

FRANK: ...she knows you're goin' to that goumada's.

FRITZY: Ahh, I didn't do nothing, ya know. I don't know what it is. I looked at it Friday night. I picked it up, I picked up the gown and I looked at it like you remember. Uh, "Seven Beauties."

FRANK: Yeah.

FRITZY: Where he's got the woman tied down there in the fuckin' nut house when he's walkin' around.

FRANK: Yeah.

FRITZY: He got the job. When he killed the guy and they finally got him off as insane?

FRANK: Uh-huh.

FRITZY: And he's walkin' through and he thought he sees the broad. She's tied down.

FRANK: Uh-huh.

FRITZY: And he goes in and he picks up the fuckin' [UI] and he looks in...

FRANK: You've done nothin' since you got sick?

FRITZY: Nothing.

FRANK: How come?

FRITZY: Remember that time I got cut?

FRANK: Yeah.

FRITZY: Well, when I had the uh, that uh...

FRANK: Still sore?

FRITZY: ...catheterization. I tried for a couple of minutes and then I says 'What the fuck did I do?' I hurt myself. I got an embolism there or somethin'.

FRANK: Huh.

FRITZY: Yeah, sure, I got...somethin' blew up there.

FRANK: It still hurts ya?

FRITZY: No, it's goin' away.

FRANK: No kiddin'.

FRITZY: Sure, so I, I didn't do nothin' and uh, so I took a peek and looked at it Friday.

FRANK: She must be hot, huh?

FRITZY: Yeah.

FRANK: Oh marone a mi.

FRITZY: Yeah.

FRANK: She must be strappin' it, huh?

FRITZY: I told her, she says, 'If this keeps up, I'll have to buy a machine.'

FRANK: A dildo, you get her.

FRITZY: I ain't gonna get her that.

FRANK: Why?

FRITZY: I show her mine.

FRANK: Get her a dildo.

FRITZY: Forget about it.

FRANK: Huh?

FRITZY: That's...

FRANK: Why?

FRITZY: ...that ain't our style.

FRANK: That ain't your style?

FRITZY: That ain't my style.

FRANK: She'll offer it to you.

FRITZY: Yeah, forget about it.

FRANK: Huh?

FRITZY: I got me. What good is being there, I gotta give her one of those?

FRANK: Yeah, give her the dildo.

FRITZY: Yeah?

FRANK: She could have while you're not there.

FRITZY: Yeah, keeps busy, huh?

FRANK: Keeps her busy, that's right.

FRITZY: Forget about it, get her mind off things.

FRANK: Ahh.

FRITZY: That's what she's gotta do.

FRANK: They want, they want the sledgehammer, they want.

FRITZY: Tonight I'm going. Don't call tonight. Oh, don't call tonight.

FRANK: He's makin' his, his debut tonight.

FRITZY: Ya know, I'm gonna try.

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