FRANK: Huh?

FRITZY: Although it didn't say that there, but I'm just lookin' at, there's another, uh, 'Star Quest Trial Opens Tomorrow,' another nice thing. Another, 'nother bullshit story.

FRANK: You gotta watch with the [UI] girls, I'm telling ya.

FRITZY: Yeah, well, I don't fool around, Frank.

FRANK: Huh?

FRITZY: I don't fool around.

FRANK: Who's home, nobody?

FRITZY: No.

FRANK: The breadwinners are all out, huh?

FRITZY: That's right, and they better be. Yeah, breadwinner. My cleaning girl is here two extra days, it costs me $100 more a week. And, and we figured it out, she comes out with a profit every week without the cleaning woman of $15 a week just to go to work.

FRANK: Yeah.

FRITZY: But now with the cleaning woman, got minus 85 by sending her to work. Plus that I gotta take my daughter to school every Mon... every Monday and every mornin'.

FRANK: You gotta.

FRITZY: [String of Italian curses]. What she done to me...

FRANK: Fritz.

FRITZY: What?

FRANK: Quiet.

FRITZY: What?

FRANK: Fritz.

FRITZY: What?

FRANK: Don't get nervous, don't put no stress on you now.

FRITZY: Ahh.

FRANK: You gotta live.

FRITZY: Yeah, yeah. Don't you think yesterday, I'm here with, I'm doin' something, ya know, early in the morning and she comes down early and she starts takin' all the medication, now, the doctor gave me so many fuckin' medicines, ya know, this, that, whatnot. And she's taking 'em out, and she's puttin' 'em in a box to bring 'em upstairs. I says, 'Carol, what are you doin'?' I says. 'Whattya, leave 'em, leave 'em alone. I'm gonna take it back to the drug store, they're gonna take back a lot of stuff I didn't, you know, I don't need.' Alright, she, she didn't say nothin'. She had a puss on all day, 'til finally about 5 o'clock in the fuckin' afternoon. I says, 'What is this fuckin' puss on here, is something goin' on?' She says, 'You know, you didn't talk to me very nice this morning, when you told me about the medicine.' In other words, I tell her, 'Stop, don't touch nothing.'

FRANK: Yeah.

FRITZY: The way the tone in my voice, 'Stop, don't touch nothing,' disturbed her. That's the old, that's the, that's been the usual fuckin' story. You know what I mean? For the last two, two three fuckin' years, ya know.

FRANK: Yeah.

FRITZY: But it didn't take long. I'm telling you, 'Don't put the medicine in the box and bring it upstairs.' So I tell you, 'Stop, don't touch it. Stop, just leave it alone and put it down.' Right?

FRANK: Uh-huh.

FRITZY: She got indignant 'cause I told her that. That, that's it, that, alright? I gotta watch how I talk to her. I'm tellin' you.

FRANK: I'm the same way here too.

FRITZY: I gotta watch how I talk to her.

FRANK: Oh, yeah.

FRITZY: You're the same way there?

FRANK: Yeah.

FRITZY: Oogatz!

FRANK: Huh?

FRITZY: Oogatz you're the same way there.

FRANK: I get into arguments here.

FRITZY: What?

FRANK: She gets a little tough with me, Helen.

FRITZY: Yeah.

FRANK: But not for long, though.

FRITZY: Yeah. But this one gets tough and stays tough and then dummies up and puts a puss on and then and has got one of the nastiest faces you ever want to fuckin' see.

FRANK: Uh-huh.

FRITZY: I mean I'm telling ya, and you, you come in and you fuckin', just fuckin' agitated. She had me agitated last night. She's suckin' on a, whattyacallit, on a loli...ahh, one of them...what do you call those, uh, special pops, you know? Bungalow Bars?

FRANK: Yeah.

FRITZY: An ice cream. And I'm lookin' and I know I can't have it, ya know? And she's lickin' it. And she's like fuckin' doin' it for spite somehow.

FRANK: Yeah?

FRITZY: Yeah.

FRANK: [UI]

FRITZY: So, don't think I got it so fuckin' easy here. Let me tell you somethin'. Oh ya know, I says, I says, 'You know, Carol, you like to see me fuckin' sick and fuckin' dead. That was, you were so fuckin' nice. I never saw you so nice.' The moment I started to get better, I says, 'You actin' the same the fuckin' way.' 'Oh, no, it's you.' Alright, I mean really, you know, [UI] I'm sick, I'm laying there like a fuckin' dog, oh, get me this, she gets, get me this, ya know, okay, and I [UI]. Now I'm up, and I just ask for a couple of things. I ask her this...

FRANK: You went out again, that's why.

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