Frank and Fritzy discuss a New York Post story about a $5 million settlement awarded to a rape victim, agreeing that her attacker was the crime's real casualty. Fritzy's been cooped up at home with a little health problem, causing friction with his better half. He gets agitated when his wife "dummies up and puts a puss on." But Fritzy, ever the optimist, hopes that things will soon be, um, looking up with his girlfriend. And, no, he's not following Frank's advice re: that dildo (8:09)

FRITZY: Federico "Fritzy" Giovanelli
FRANK: Frank "Frankie California" Condo
UI: Unintelligible

FRANK: And this a stronza, what he is, a dope.

FRITZY: 'A Park Avenue millionaire who subjected a woman to a nightlong ordeal of rape and torture...

FRANK: You believe it all?

FRITZY: ...has been...Steven Deutsch.' I, I remember that, a 37-year-old mortgage banker.

FRANK: I don't believe it.

FRITZY: Mary Boorman won $5 million...

FRANK: [UI]

FRITZY: She certainly did.

FRANK: In the meantime, she slept all night in bed with him.

FRITZY: That's the most expensive hump he ever got.

FRANK: She, she was in bed with him all night.

FRITZY: Was she?

FRANK: Yeah, she woke up in the morning.

FRITZY: Marone a mi.

FRANK: She says he raped her. How come she go to the apartment? He pulled her by her hair, he put chains around her neck? She went to his apartment. He tossed her a little bit and she enjoyed it after a while. Then maybe she wanted a little S & M and he gave it to her. Ya understand?

FRITZY: Mamma mi.

FRANK: Now right, she did some job on this guy.

FRITZY: Look at this.

FRANK: And the guy ran away.

FRITZY: Whattya mean he ran away?

FRANK: He jumped bail.

FRITZY: Is that right?

FRANK: Yeah.

FRITZY: 'He was free on $40,000 bail during his trial in Hackensack Supreme Court...

FRANK: He took off.

FRITZY: ...He was convicted in December last year of kidnapping, assault, and sexual assault, but that time he had fled, but by that time he had fled. This woman agreed to be identified and have her picture published.' The cunt.

FRANK: Huh?

FRITZY: That's a cunt.

FRANK: Oh yeah.

FRITZY: Still at large, yeah, after skipping bail.

FRANK: Yeah.

FRITZY: He took off, you're right.

FRANK: This poor, boy, this fuckin' woman destroyed him.

FRITZY: That's right. That's a real...

FRANK: Don't you think he tried to talk to her and give her some money and everything?

FRITZY: Sure.

FRANK: 'Look, whatever you want I'll straighten everything...

FRITZY: Sure, sure.

FRANK: ...out with you. I'll give you some money. Let's...'

FRITZY: She went for it all. She went...

FRANK: She wanted...

FRITZY: She went for his, his uh, jugular vein.

FRANK: That's right.

FRITZY: That's what she went for.

FRANK: She give him, give him a...

FRITZY: I just read it, I just, just breezed through it.

FRANK: Huh?

FRITZY: Mamma mi.

FRANK: She went to his house, right?

FRITZY: That's right. [UI] what could they get off her. Right?

FRANK: She went to sleep in his bed, didn't she?

FRITZY: Ehh.

FRANK: She woke up in the morning. Huh?

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